Pinkie Pie wouldn't trade her best friend for anypony in Equestria. She's super duper fast, absolutely awesome, super supportive and the loyalest pony this side of the fourth wall. She can often be a little overprotective, but she never goes overboard with it.

There's only one teeny tiny problem Pinkie has with her. Well it might be a little-wittle bit bigger then teeny tiny. In fact, it's quite big. It's actually what she is, well, maybe one of the biggest whores the pink mare has ever met.

(RainbowPie - PinkieDash - DashiePie or whatever else you wanna call it fic!)

Image belongs to Jack-a-Lynn on deviantART.

Holding in emotions is never good. Keep them buried for too long, and eventually they burst out at the wrong time. Both Rarity and Rainbow Dash have a secret they have been hiding from their friends, specifically from a certain shy, animal-loving pegasus mare. They've finally decided to come clean, but neither of them counted on the other revealing the truth, much less at the same time.

Now Fluttershy is stuck with an impossible choice between her two best friends. Can she choose one without risking her friendship with the other?

"Sex" tag due to innuendo and suggestive material. No actual sex happens in this story.

Author's Note: Many, many thanks to Steel Resolve and Karrakaz for pre-reading and letting me know when I screw up. Now with new cover art, courtesy of johnhilist over at deviantart.

A fic based on the last two Pinkies watching paint dry: I thought the one on the left was the real one, but she got zapped 'back' into the pool. Was that the right choice?

What if the chosen Pinkie Pie in the newest MLP episode was the WRONG one?

This story answers your question, children.

This takes place in an alternate universe where the chosen Pinkie Pie to stay is actually Pinkamena Diane Pie. (To me, I would consider this maybe a Cupcakes beforemath.)

I guess you can kind of assume the real Pinkie goes a bit coo-coo and so forth. I'm really not sure where this fanfic will go since I'm kind of just coming up with ideas off the top of my head. Anyways, enjoy.

(Rated Teen for insanity and detailed choking scenes between two characters. )

After having a conversation with Princess Celestia, Twilight finds out the Princess has never had a special somepony. When the news reaches Rarity's ears, she decides to help by brewing a Love Potion.

Unfortunately, for Rarity, Celestia drank the potion with her sister, Luna.

Yeah, so my friend Twilight got me this weird "Frienship Diary" thingy and I don't even know how to use it. I think she said something about "Writing down my social interactions and how they make me feel," or something smart like she usually does. It's not even that big, only ten chapters! Hardly diary material if you ask me.

Whatever. All I know is Pinkie Pie and the rest of my friends are getting one, so I might as well get one too. After all, SOMEPONY'S gotta have a cool diary, right? Now if I could just figure out what to write in it...

Rainbow Dash confesses her feelings towards Fluttershy and the two soon become attached. But will the rest of Ponyville accept their newfound love? Some will accept them as just another couple, but others will be wary to accept them.

WARNING: Sequel to 'Then Tomorrow Came'. Spoilers ahead.

Through great hardships and heartbreaks, Twilight Sparkle has finally "won" the heart of her beloved Rainbow Dash. But will she have the chance to finally enjoy the peace and happiness of her hard won victory? Will the consequences of her extreme actions catch up with her? And what will happen if Rainbow Dash ever begins to suspect the truth?

Rated T for language, implicit sexual content, and morally confusing arguments regarding neuroethics. Again, this is a sequel to Then Tomorrow Came. If you haven't read that, this isn't going to make much sense.

My Little Pony crossed with Breaking Bad:

Several years in the future, a middle-aged Twilight Sparkle is diagnosed with a terminal disease. Facing hospital bills and having severed all ties with Princess Celestia several years ago, and making a meager living as a magic kindergarten teacher, she realizes that she needs to make more money to be able to support Spike.

She sees her opportunity and teams up with Pinkie Pie to produce and sell the popular new illicit drug "Crystal Spark", but runs into difficulties keeping her activities secret, especially since Applejack and Rainbow Dash are leading the Ponyville unit of Princess Celestia's elite anti-drug task force.

When Luna grows bored, she decides that she needs to do something to amuse herself. When she remembers that being the Princess of the night comes with special abilities, a light bulb goes off in her head. Remembering that the Bearers of the Elements of Harmony are never short on adventures, she wonders just what goes on when they're not actively looking for one. She looks in the one place no pony would think of.

Their dreams.

Heading towards Ponyville to do just that, she looks through each of the dreams to see what adventures untold lie within their minds..