No!
No, no, no no no NO!
It wasn't supposed to go like this! I tried super-really hard, because I'm super-sure--
That magic really hurt, Twilight! Please, stop! I wasn't ready for Dashie saying there was balloon animals! Did Fluttershy bring them? Rarity, you've got an eye for detail: can't you see something's wrong? Applejack, can't you tell that I'm telling the truth?!
I'm so so sorry, girls! Please! It's cold in the water! It's too dark!
Wait.... WAIT WAIT WAIT, TOM, DON'T CLOSE THE CAVE!
I'M THE REAL PINKIE PIE!