Once upon a time, everypony spoke the same language.
Then came Discord, and everything changed. Was it a malicious prank? Boredom? An attempt to teach everypony a lesson? We can't ask him, because he's gone, and who knows when he'll be back.
If language is the glue that holds society together, what happens when it turns to sand?
Winner of the October Writeoff competition, "Illusion of Choice."