Dedicated to the end of the MLP G4 series. You will be forever in our hearts.

Princess Twilight Sparkle, the ruler of Equestria, is hungry at 1am, and she’s in the mood for hayburgers, so she has some sent to her royal castle in Canterlot.

And that’s it. Nothing else happens.

(PLEASE NOTE: This is NOT canon to my other story, A mane fit for a princess.)

This was another one of my "impulse writes." So, proofreading may be a little spotty.

Contains minor series finale spoilers. You have been warned.

On a camping trip, Twilight and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are sitting around the campfire as Twilight prepares to tell them a long and epic story, filled with dragons and castles, pirates and magical artifacts, and scores of interesting characters along the way.

Problem is, they're tired and want to hear the whole story in 10 minutes.

Oh boy...

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Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.

What makes this hell, again?

Now has two Spanish translations, one by SPANIARD KIWI and another by Pugg-Senpai.

Long story short...

Love hurts.

Also, I have no idea why I wrote this!

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Rainbow Dash is pregnant, but hasn't told any of her friends. As the months progress and it becomes more obvious, she can't keep it a secret forever...can she?

King Sombra is on the verge of enslaving the Crystal Empire; the guards are under his control, the royal baby is in his grasp, and the royal couple are at his mercy! So why is a baby laughing at him?

Queen Chrysalis has finally done it. She has breached the mighty defenses of Canterlot with her endless army and now stands to enslave all of ponykind for her subjects and herself. Even the Royal Sisters bow before her now. Nothing can stop her! She is invincible!

Wait a minute, what's that noise coming from outside the palace?

It's a beautiful day in Ponyville on March the 32nd...

...Wait, something's wrong here.

When Twilight needs a pardon, Celestia is there to provide. When Twilight doesn’t need one, Celestia still provides.

Being a vampire can be rough. Unluckily for Twilight, she just had to end up as the most unpopular vampire type of all time. On the bright side, her last name actually makes sense now.

Thanks to my editor Pearple Prose and prereader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!