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I've never read "My little Dashie". I don't know what it's about, aside from people going emo over it. You don't have to believe me, but it's the truth. I like to experiment and make weird things that might overlap with what already exists. A consequence of time.

Mathews Fore is a simple man. He has a decent job with decent pay. A rather nice little house at the end of the road. A "dead-end" if you will. The only problem? He hates lack of security, although everyone in his neighborhood has a tendency to watch the actions of eachother, so no theft has gone unpunished...by them. Due to his fears of security, he erected a very tall fence around his house that he further covered with a green cover, so nobody can see through it. His yard is pretty huge in itself.

However, he starts to feel lonely. He doesn't want a woman, nor is he gay, so he doesn't want a man. He just wants something to hug. He doesn't want a pet, but he doesn't want to adopt a kid either. He just wants something adorable to hug and kiss on the forehead. Something intelligent. But what? One night, there was the announcement of a meteor shower, so Mathews decides to take his chances and wish upon a star, just like in his childhood stories.
He gets what he wants, but is it really worth it?

A few weeks ago, Chrysalis and her brood attacked Ponyville for revenge against Twilight. During the fight, the final spells of the two collide and create a portal that they're sucked into. The Princesses with the help of the others manage to summon them back only to find... that the two are marefriends!? How the buck did that happen!?

Spike has always wondered who is real parents might be.When a certain talk-show host finds out about Spike's dilemma, he seeks out those who could potentially be Spike's biological father including a certain purple dinosaur, a mystical purple dragon, and an eater of worlds. There is no chance that any hilarity could ensue. None at all...

The time was the Equestrian Civil War. The ponies had revolted against Celestia and war broke out. During all this, a certain pegasus sits in the trenches during the night on guard. There, she'll meet a time traveling pony who might just save her life, but at a cost. Oneshot.

Hello there, my name is Thomas Cutler. I used to be human, but after a chance meeting what I understand to be a God decided to lift me out of my life and drop me into an amazing world I never thought existed.

The catch is, I am no longer human, but instead a spriggan. Also, I have to play an unexplained part in some kind of game, my role in which is supposed to become clear in time.

I don't know how much time I have, but I get the feeling that testing the patience of a God isn't the greatest idea, so I'd better get to it.

Set in the Chess Game of the Gods universe created by Rust and Blackwing. Approved by Cloud_Surfer.

I'm your normal everyday human. I go to school, hang with friends, listen to music...you know, human stuff. I'm also a brony. I'm not hardcore like most people. I like the show, I listen to some of the music, but I'm not obsessed with it. Unlike most bronies, I don't want to go to Equestria. I live a good life, have a nice, caring family, have friends that would take a bullet for me any day, what could possibly go wrong. Well, with my luck, everything. I somehow get dragged into some screwed up version of Equestria where everything is NOT what it seems. It seems like Equestria is the only utopia in this world. Everywhere else is a living hell. Also, getting your soul put into a steam/metal golem by some crazy unicorn trying to out due another inventor in his town by using black magic isn't that fun. Especially when your having dinner with your family and you just pass out, hardly breathing.

(Tags and characters will be added as the story progresses.)

-This story takes place in Rust and Blackwing's version of Equestria-

After a major dispute with her queen, a lone female Changeling is banished from her home and forced to be on her own.
She eventually runs into Ponyville where she transforms herself into a random pony citizen to blend in. She ends up running into residents and makes some new friends while exploring.
But then she accidentally runs into a certain young dragon... one who had caught her eye during the invasion of Canterlot.

-My first romance story; but don't expect a clop-fic from me anytime soon, cause I would suck at those.

(In this story, Chrysalis calls her minions by number; please don't ask how she knows who is who.)

The more appropriate artwork to the side is all thanks to 'Tsubaki Rehooved'

What do you do when the world itself seems to conspire against you, where no matter how hard you try; you are constantly pushed back down? Do you stand against it as a lone light in the dark? Or do you too fall into the abyss and join the masses? This is the story of my life, or I should say this was the story of my life before it was taken from my cruel and heartless world and put into one that was just as cruel and heartless but with new rules and a new body. My attempt at a story in the Chess Game of the Gods ‘verse that seems to be expanding daily. Picture is not mine (three cheers to Google for the artistically inept)

Nightmare Moon somehow outsmarted Celestia and gained control of all of Equestria. She now rules with an iron hoof, causing all ponies to live in a sunless world. Come and join me as i tell you how i came to fall in love with this frightening mare, and the life i have lived with her.

I was a fairly normal guy... I thought I was happy too... until I was whisked away to take part in some kind of godly competition in a world that I was just introduced to... now I'm wandering the land of Equestria and beyond, and let me tell you, I prefer the show. What's worse, I'm possibly the ugliest creature under the sun. ...ah well, Que Sera Sera. This is my story. Let's see if you can learn from my mistakes.

Set in the Chess Games of the Gods Universe, it's a really good setting and community. Features one or two elements from the Elder Scrolls series. I beg you to give the story a chance. I thought it would be interesting to see what would happen to a person who came to Equestria and was turned into something not even remotely handsome or attractive, even in an animal sense. In other words, a sload.

Relax, Read and Review. It helps me a lot.