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This story has been canceled for lack of interest in writing this story.
There is a low chance that I may continue the story, but at the moment I am not.
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Well, let's start with the obvious: I am a human from the world of humans... in a Chupacabra's body... in a new world. Shit well, at least it's a break from my extremely boring life of programming.

Ok, hold on let's do some introductions: my name is James and you are the reader for my story, nice to meet you.
Ok, so now that craps over let's start with what I am for I am not just any old myth, I am a super hyped up powerful myth with awesome fucking powers.
So how will I fare in this new world and how will the people/ponies (what...?) of it respond to a car-sized super powerful black wolf creature, they may or may not have seen before...?
Hopefully well...

-Edited by >>>>Inrix<<<< I need him, without him I would be dead...

Shortly after transferring to CHS, the human Twilight seeks to learn more about Sunset's past; Sunset lets her in on what it was like coming from Equestria to the human world.

Billions of years ago, an underground bunker was created to protect Humanity from their destruction, but only one made it in before Oblivion claimed him. Now the AI that he awoke remains, one that has faithfully kept the promise he made to his father, waiting for someone, or something, to find him.

Note: This story's from the point of view of the AI (3rd person limited). As such, if he doesn't think that a detail is important it's probably not going to be mentioned. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

As usual, comments go into the comment section (that's what it's for).
If you find any grammar/spelling errors, feel free to let me know via the comment section.
If you think the story needs a new tag, let me know which one and I'll consider it (chances are that I'll add it).

I own nothing except the robots!

3/22/16
Holy shit this story's in the Popular stories part of the homepage. I know this may not be big for others but it's huge for me!

5/28/16
Apparently this story was Featured sometime in the past as it's currently in the bottom three slots (those reserved for past Featured stories that have recently been updated). If anyone knows when this story was first Featured, or know how I can find out, please tell me.

5/28/16 ~10:00PM
Holy shit. 100 likes. I... I honestly never thought that I would get this far... I can't all of you enough.

Death is a part of life that no one wants to think about, but he's not so fond of it either. After an eternity of work, Death finds Rainbow Dash, but instead of taking her away, he decides to stick around and find out what it means to be 'Human,' a word that's origin eludes him.

A human falls through the roof of Lyra and Bon Bon. Lyra wants to keep it and do testing on it. Bon Bon wants to throw it away. The dubbed "Jason" is terrified out of his wits.

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Me making fun of HiE fics. I know that some are good, but most are just... meh.

Sunset Shimmer discovers how difficult it can be to admit something so blissfully childish as a crush.

This story is set in the EQG universe, but one or two liberties are taken for coherence. Therefore, it is AU.

I'm sorry in advance, ImperatorTempus42 made me do it.

With such a big event aproaching, Rarity can't help but feel inspired and full of energy. Just the perfect combination to make a dress. One that will be acompanied of a fond memory, just like the others. Her time with Sunset.

This story was written for the Sunset Shimmer Contest.

This story is a collaboration with andrizzi.
Special thanks to Krickis for editing the story.
Cover was done by Sazuko.

The Friendship Games are over, and the new Twilight has officially joined the group. Sunset and her friends have helped to make Twilight's transition to CHS smoother: Inviting her to band practices, arranging for her to have a lab just like at her old school, and teaching her about the foreign concept of friendship.

Lately, Twilight has been asking Sunset for assistance with some of her experiments. Sunset is more than happy to oblige her new friend, but starts to notice Twilight paying more attention to her than anyone else in their circle.

Were these just experiments… or were they for something else entirely?

Spark of Inspiration from Harmony Pie

Written Impromptu

**Popular from June 17-18, 2016

Four years ago, Shining Armor’s parents died in a horrific car accident, leaving him and his wife to take care of his little sister, Twilight Sparkle. There isn’t a thing that he wouldn’t do for her, yet there are times when it feels like there isn’t anything he can do for her. To him, the time she spent under his care has been nothing but a long string of him letting her down.

All things considered, it is understandable that she wouldn’t want to spend a day reserved for celebrating one’s parents with him.

After all, he is not Twilight’s father, and she’s not his daughter, right?

An official entry in my Harmony and Valor series.

Cover art by the talented PaulySentry.

Rated Teen for mild language.

Featured on Fimfiction somewhere between June 15 and June 16.

Now has its own TVTropes page.

John is a Dukes of Hazzard fan and has a old black 1969 Dodge Charger junker, one day he crashes while trying to jump a river and ends up in Ponyville.