Twilight is an intelligent mare, and always has something to say. But when a group of bizarre creatures shows up at her library offering life long service and devotion, for once she's at a loss for words. Which is too bad, because she'd really love to ask: what's a human and why are they so weird?

Story Image by: Megan Lara

He's no good guy, but he's definitely not a villain. Captain Sprinkletits only does what he does simply because he hates his name. Yes, it's as simple as that.

Oh, I guess I sort of lied, he hates his mother for having given it to him in the first place. Now it's as simple as that.

Everything pirate that he's done is just to grind her gears. To Twilight's chagrin, she'd made it onto that short list.

A strange disease is spreading through Ponyville. While Twilight is trying to find a cure, it's up to Anon to find out how contagious this disease is. Surely he won't abuse this trust that Twilight put in him.

Ponyville is screwed.

Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff

The crazy, crazy adventure of two journalists as the whole of Canterlot falls to the worst, possible thing.

Warning: Features my wild, runaway imagination

Written for: The cuddle maniac's contest

Prompts used: All of them!

Edited by The Best Dasher
Preread by Burnt Bread

Princess Twilight Sparkle has always been quite the student, even before she earned the title of Princess. However, her new responsibilities require some new knowledge; an idea of what Equestria was, what the world was before Order was established and the Princesses came to power. The problem is finding somebody who can teach these things.

If only there was some ancient being who had been through everything, who had been alive before the time of Order, before Princess Luna became Nightmare Moon, before King Sombra ruled over the Crystal Empire. Perhaps someone from the Era of Chaos, when Discord Draconequus had reigned over everything... But where in Canterlot Castle would they ever find somebody like that?

A human is transported to Equestria!

They immediately lock themselves in a room and refuse to come out.

Starlight notices Twilight's fear of a particular style of grilled cheese snack and decides this is a problem she can solve. What could go wrong?