So, I've never outright come out with it, nor have I ever hinted it, but most of "The Worst Pirate" has been written solely on my phone. While I'm on break at work. Normally I get bored, sitting around doing jack-shit, so I just think up stuff. Some of that stuff gets translated on to FimFiction surprisingly.

I mean, third person, dip in quality, super weird ass OC? Yeah, I think it may be obvious at this point. Anyway, third chapter to come out sometime in the week.

How sober was I? Pretty fucked up if I wrote something kid-friendly. My bad.

No, not really. I've actually been drinking less for a couple days now lmfao, trying to stay a bit healthier and whatnot. Don't need a beer-gut at 21, amiright? But nah, yesterday while I was doing my shit at work, I remembered I loved pirates and shit, so I figured fuck it, let's write a pirate story featuring just about the worst pirate there ever was.