24 Hour Soberness · 4:43pm May 5th, 2019
How sober was I? Pretty fucked up if I wrote something kid-friendly. My bad.
No, not really. I've actually been drinking less for a couple days now lmfao, trying to stay a bit healthier and whatnot. Don't need a beer-gut at 21, amiright? But nah, yesterday while I was doing my shit at work, I remembered I loved pirates and shit, so I figured fuck it, let's write a pirate story featuring just about the worst pirate there ever was.
The son of Celestia, herself. Captain Sprinkletits.
And trust me, no this isn't some Gary Stu OC where everything is fine and dandy and he's an overpowered sumbitch Alicorn. Nah, but he's just about the second worstbest OC son there ever was. Pardon my own eqo-stroking, but I fucking love him already. Don't ask me where I got the name, though.
I think it had something to do with the fact that a co-worker of mine had a doughnut with sprinkles and I made fun of her for it, but that's beside the point. Called her Sprinkletits at some time. She knows I'm dicking around, but still. God, if she knew what that conversation had accidentally inspired lmfao.
Whatever,
Lack of Tact
