No Easter, no Thanksgiving and now no Christmas! That's madness! Those days are sacred for humans, even for those who lives in Equestria. No pony will stop this human from having his Christmas not even the princesses, or that is what he thought.

Princess Celestia has a problem. Or perhaps it's Twilight Sparkle that has one.

Every few weeks, an intoxicated Twilight Sparkle will randomly teleport into Celestia's castle in search of snacks or simply for a place to crash.

So what could this all have to do with Celestia in particular?

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This story is a sequel to Discord Does a Thing

Last time Discord ran into Mud Briar in the local park, he was so frustrated by his personality that he swore he never wanted to see him again. Well, guess who he just ran into at Sugarcube Corner. Here we go again.

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It was just supposed to be a nice walk in Ponyville. But how will Discord handle facing off against the world's most frustrating pony?

Written entirely for fun and with no regard for proper pacing. Enjoy.

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WARNING: CONTAINS HEAVY RANDOM TAG ABUSE. and overused memes.

Celestia needs a cake for her upcoming party, and not just any cake will do.
So she contacts the greatest catering service in the multiverse.
Unfortunately, they were all booked up, so she settled for the second best: Mung Daal's Catering.
Maybe she should send a chef along as well, just in case.
Now who would be good at cooking extravagant desserts with a ragtag group of eccentrics?

It's an ordinary day in Ponyville, until Applejack says Twilight is purple. She should have known better.

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Equestria is a wondrous nation of friendship, harmony, and convenient magic. Eras have passed under the watchful eye of the princesses, and the ponies of the land have thrived in the environment provided for them. In fact, they have been almost blessed with such a peaceful and prosperous way of life that the realities and dangers of the world in which they live are almost forgotten to them. Most struggles are resolved within a day, tops, and the easy pace of life has become the norm. For the citizens of the land, this is no bad thing, and in Equestria, it is practically a standard.

Twilight Sparkle, however, is no pony to lay down and let life pass her by. The newest princess of Equestria is curious, erudite, and ambitious, and in her quest to learn more about the nature of reality, she has taken to studying all she can about the world. In pursuit of this noble goal, she spends more time with her once-rival Sunset Shimmer and co in the mirror world, talking and exploring the ways of the alternate world.

And then comes the snag. While the two worlds may share many similarities, humanity has found a way to push forwards with an eagerness and vigour that even the Princess of Friendship finds amazing, and in doing so, confronts the mare with some uncomfortable questions, all of which she seeks to answer for the betterment of ponykind.

Except for "what is beef?" and "where does glue and leather come from in this world?"

Equestria probably wont benefit from discovering those, and Princess Luna would have to defer most of her workload to a certified therapist.

Years following his explosive demise, King Sombra has remained as mysterious a figure as ever.

Up until Twilight Sparkle's discovery of a diary thought lost and forgotten, that is.

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Artwork by Joey-Darkmeat. Colored by Mynder.

Discord goes to Heaven.

He's not sure why, either.