It was supposed to be an easy summer for Fluttershy. Spend the summer learning how to ride around in an ambulance so that she can get the extra credit needed to get to veterinary school early. Something not too difficult that she could get some life experience with

Yet this will be a summer she will never be able to forgets. Instead of simply riding around in an ambulance, she gets sucked into a reality of mechanical aliens, robots in disguise and a war between two factions that has gone on longer than any human or pony has been alive.

And then there's Ratchet. He's a jerk.

Ratchet and the other transformers will be based on their WfC, FoC and Transformers Prime counterparts.

King Sombra has been defeated once again. Once Grogar resurrects him the second time, Sombra is forced to be a permanent member of the Legion of Doom. Although Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy Glow do not quite like Sombra, they do what they can to make Sombra a member due to Grogar’s forceful biddings. However, as Sombra starts to know the three villains personally, his perspective starts to somewhat change.

(This is set after “The Beginning of the End” part 2 MLP:FIM Season 9 episode 2)

This story is a sequel to No Longer Living In A Van Down By The River

When the Dazzlings came across their old van once again parked down the river, they discovered that Kiwi Lollipop (K-Lo) and Supernova Zap (Su-Z) of PostCrush were living inside of it. Feeling bad for the downtrodden girls, they offered them a spare bedroom in their house and jobs working on their emu farm to help them get back on their feet. Kiwi and Su-Z were quick to accept the offer.

But can the two former popstars survive taking care of a bunch of emu? And more importantly, can they survive living with the Dazzlings?

After being banned from coming to the wedding, Twilight leaves Equestria and becomes a member of the Storm King's army. This allows Twilight to become close friends with Tempest as Twilight swiftly rises to the rank of 2nd Commander and is renamed Sparkle Shadow.

It's been a long time since Tirek conquered the world. And after his victory, he sucked all the magic out of the world, leaving every being without magic. At least, that's what his goons tell us. I've never been much for listening to them. Hard to find the time between mining crystals for Tirek and supporting my amazing family. Yeah the world's bad and all, but...hey, gotta make the best of it, right?

But recently...I found a helmet. A helmet that might be able to turn this all around. It has the power to defeat Tirek. It has the power to restore magic. But can I risk everything on trusting this helmet? Can I endanger my husband and son trying to save the world? Can I believe this will be better? Can I believe...in Fate?

This story is a sequel to The Draconequus-To-Alicorn Talk

Out of nowhere, King Sombra returned to take over Equestria and turn everypony into his brainwashed servants. Sombra destroyed the Elements of Harmony, sealing his victory. Or so he thought.

After Discord tapped into a near-unstoppable power, the full power of Princess Twilight Sparkle, Sombra found himself in trouble.

Will Sombra's magic be enough to survive the Princess of Friendship's wrath? If he lives, how will Twilight punish him? And should she watch her back...?

This story takes place in the Season 9 premiere, but the events of the Season 5 premiere and Season 6 finale did not happen in the same way in the continuity of this story. However, enough will be explained to understand this story (and laugh) without needing to read its predecessor story, or the 2 stories before it, other than to learn more about what the changes are and why.

Here are the two stories that happened before this story's predecessor if you want to check them out for more laughs.

Nopony Interrupts My FRIENDSHIP SPEECH, Starlight Glimmer!!

She Did WHAT To You?!

Edit on 11/1/19: I edited the ending to be more funny than it was originally with a suggestion I got. This also meant I needed to bump up the story's rating from "E" to "T".

This story is a sequel to She Did WHAT To You?!

After Princess Twilight Sparkle delivered an unimaginable punishment to Queen Chrysalis, Discord took it upon himself to have an important talk with her. A Draconequus-To-Alicorn Talk. He's watched on long enough.

Will his talk with Twilight, or therapy session, be effective?

And if Twilight thinks having Discord as her unexpected pseudo-therapist is crazy enough, wait until she sees who else has come to "help" her...

Enough will be explained to be able to understand what's going on in this story (and laugh) without needing to first read this story's predecessor story or its predecessor story Nopony Interrupts My FRIENDSHIP SPEECH, Starlight Glimmer!!

This story is a sequel to Nopony Interrupts My FRIENDSHIP SPEECH, Starlight Glimmer!!

After a failed rescue mission to save Princess Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Spike, Flurry Heart, and the other Princesses, Starlight Glimmer found herself helpless against the might of Queen Chrysalis and the Changelings. It looked to be all over for them and Equestria.

That is, until Starlight started acting odd when Chrysalis teasingly said "friendship speech" and Thorax informs Chrysalis why Starlight was acting the way she did. Afterwards, things got nuts.

Will Twilight and the others be saved from their cocoon prisons, and will Chrysalis be able to help(?!) Starlight?

This story takes place during the events of the season 6 finale. But the season 5 finale did not happen in the continuity of this story, but Starlight is reformed and is still Twilight's student. This story's predecessor would explain why, and it took place during the season 5 premiere.

However, it's not mandatory to read it first to enjoy this story (and laugh) since enough will be explained to understand what's going on.

Last but definitely not least, special thanks to TheHardie-Boy For proofreading this story.

EDIT: Made the featured list on 09/19/19!!

EDIT on 09/20/19: After thinking about it, I added the "Dark" tag to this story. It should fit what will happen in it.

Cornered by Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends, who just got their Cutie Marks back, Starlight Glimmer thought Twilight was ready to "bore" her with a friendship speech.

However, thinking of how Starlight interrupted her earlier friendship speech attempt by yelling at her to be QUIET, Twilight wasn't planning to give a speech this time. Not least, not quite like the ones you would usually think of.

This may not end well for the former ruler of "Our Town" if she doesn't start running!

This takes places in part 2 of the season 5 premiere...obviously.

Twilight was just hanging out at the mall with her best friends, until many people came up to her, complimenting and asking about her dog, Spike, much to her confusion. When she found out that her own dog has been making his own vlogging series on HayTube, Twilight decided to have a bone to pick with him.

Part of the "Since When?" series!

Based off on Equestria Girls: 'Reboxing w/ Spike' short.

FEATURED: 1/17/19 - Whoa! Thank you all so much!