This story is a sequel to No Longer Living In A Van Down By The River
When the Dazzlings came across their old van once again parked down the river, they discovered that Kiwi Lollipop (K-Lo) and Supernova Zap (Su-Z) of PostCrush were living inside of it. Feeling bad for the downtrodden girls, they offered them a spare bedroom in their house and jobs working on their emu farm to help them get back on their feet. Kiwi and Su-Z were quick to accept the offer.
But can the two former popstars survive taking care of a bunch of emu? And more importantly, can they survive living with the Dazzlings?
Chapters (17)
Emu's?. . .
Oh No
Not sure what emus you've ever worked with, but they are nasty SOBs. They will happily shred (those toe-claws combined with sharp, downward kicking) anything that offends their sensibility—which is anything shorter than their eye level.
10415086 We won that war on attrition. Army handed out something like half a million rounds of .303 and hunters killed hundreds of thousands of the buggers for bounties.
I can't wait to see what happens in the later chapters
I know why the emus didn't want to get close to Kiwi.
They don't like the smell of her perfume.
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I made it that obvious, huh?
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The county agricultural school is in my hometown. It's one of the things they mention at the little educational fair / open house they have every year about why the cows and other critters might try to stay away from you.
I see the phrase Van, Down by the river, and i can't help but think of Chris Farley. so, I'm going to have to read this, and the prequel. Thank you for that.
Hey hand! Meet Face!
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I'm a big cinephile too, and I do agree with Kiwi in regards to both King of the Monsters and Watchmen.
With that said, Adagio being a huge Kaiju fan is plain awesome.
I've been really liking this series, but one thing has been bugging me. When referring to the emu's claws, you have "tow" in place of "toe" every time. "Tow" means to pull something behind you, "toes"are what are the ends of your feet.
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Well I feel stupid for making such an obvious mistake.
Thanks for catching that!
Limestone+Emus=Really Funky Story.
By King of the Monsters, you mean the edited hackjob of the original Gojira?
Bleh.
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No, the King of the Monsters mentioned here is the 2019 MonsterVerse movie.
But I couldn't agree more with you in regards to the American version of the original 1954 Gojira. That was just plain awful.
Aside from the illegality, mixing medications and alcohol is a big no-no. Just ask Prince and Michael Jackson.
Wait a second, was that Lucifer?!
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It was a terrible loss
Bringing together two groups of former singers is pretty genius.
Why is this In hiatus?
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I've been focusing on other projects. I'm hoping to get back to this soon.
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Ok thanks for responding and take all the time you need
"Gaming chairs" with neon trim and stylish holes at the top of the back and cup holders are a waste of money. Just get a good quality office chair with fully adjustable arm rests (raising, lowering, rotating, and sliding forward and back) and an independently moving lumbar cushion.
Also, Ronald Reagan was a friggin idiot. Reaganomics were destined to always work about as well as his Star Wars project. Of course, the faithful swear he's a genius; The money will start trickling down into Deliverance-ville any day now, and he knew the satellite lasers would never work, but he went ahead with it anyway, so the USSR would bankrupt themselves by responding to it with their own pew pew laser research projects. A brilliant stratagem!
Can emus consciously control how quickly they drop eggs and feathers? I suspect Fluttershy would get some rude replies if she asked them to step it up.
Princess Thunder Guts is the best!
I wonder what's eating Sunset, that even Adagio can't help but feel concern.
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Agreed. Reagan is possibly the most overrated American President.
It's understandable why he was elected twice: the economy boomed at he was a damn good speaker. But his policies hurt more people than they helped.
Gerald Ford said it best: Reagan had a lot of flair, but was not technically competent.
Oh, crap.
I hope Sunset's bed sores aren't too severe when this newest magical crisis is past and she's up and about. And I hope Ray her pet is okay.
PRINCESS LUNA! SUNSET NEEDS YOU, ON THE TRIPLE!
Damn, you came up with a really compelling villain: the villain who turned her children into other villains.
I am excited to see where this is going.
Why is it cancelled?
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For a number of reasons, the biggest being that I just don't have the time for it anymore.
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I see.
I'm sorry you're canceling this.
You've made Madrigal into one of the most conniving and evil villains I've ever encountered.
I hope you return to this someday.
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I hope one day you try to continue it
I'm guessing she never read the original H.C. Andersen story. Pocahontas is hardly the worst example of "disneyfication."
Though I love that the newer musical of Hunchback stayed closer to the book, complete with everyone dies at the end.
Glad this story is back.
Only in the EG world can Sonata accidentally summon a demon from hell.
Now I'm imagining a crossover of Mormon Gold Plates and Death Note.
Man, Justice is remarkably open for a demon.
Glad this story is back!
If Daimakaicho causes more trouble, they should just call Celestia for help.
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I wonder if Luna and Loona would get along.
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Well, that was quite an adventure!
Yep, just as I feared. They did leave the oven on.
Gotta say, I would've freaking lost it if Spitfire mentioned she was going to be babysitting for the night.
It would've been so cool to see her going up against the version of Michael Myers from this universe.
Adagio was a counselor, so she is kind of qualified to make that judgement.
I have a really strong urge to start singing "Mother Knows Best" from Tangled right now.
Madrigal is turning out to be one sinister and manipulative being.
Wonder what she's got planned?
This describes a lot of side hustles in a nutshell. Making thousands of dollars in passive income is the exception, not the rule.
Aria better be careful: that kind of cash always comes with some hefty strings.
Adagio learned and took notes from the Incredibles School of Proper Villainous Ettiquette.
Good to see Aria and Justice overcome Lucrezia.
Giovanni
Lucrezia
Where is Cesare?
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He's off somewhere with Gioffre.
You succeeded in making Su-Z into such a well-rounded character than the writers for EG did.
Kudos to you!
Well is ruined now that you mentioned it.
I feel ya Aria.
Damn, guess emo dint like her for some reason.
Thx a lot Aria, you made it worse.
Change is hard for all of us, but that's all part of life.
Exactly.