Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

There are about 170,000 other users with better and more ineresting things to look at than I do. What in blazes are you doing here?

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just a normally odd muscian trying to write fanfiction

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

I am actually quite normal and bland. :D

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

A simple dude who'll write stories that no one ever tries. Also, Tia is best pony.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I am a simple writer of some relatively unknown skill. I am also insane, mentally unstable and with limitless creativity. To an extent.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

It's not necessary.

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

I'm pretty uninteresting. I also can't write or draw, but I do both anyway.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo

OC - Shade Darkstar. Talent - expert use of moon based or powered spells, has to use them as using his own eats at his own life, as there are no dark stars only black holes