"Really! This time she means it! 🤣"

Probably an entry in the Sunset X Villain “Tying the knot” competition (February 2nd 2024 to March 2nd 2024)

Cover image credit/source

It's scientifically proven that Sunday nights during a week when SOME PEOPLE are flooding the box with at least one Anon story every day are the worst time to submit a story to fimfic and try to get it featured, but...(shrug)...spontaneous fimfic-ing is fun!

Did you think gravity JUST HAPPENS?

...

"You're extra safe, y'all," Applejack reassured her friends. "The gravity here is the best cared for, most regular-like in all of Equestria."

^{Inspirational(?) credits and acknowledgements in the Author's Notes}

Discord tells the Cutie Mark Crusaders how somecreature they know got a cutie mark.

Really! Would this scary, fangy face lie to you?

Includes TWO #FluttercordWeek 2023 themes: "Cutie Mark Crusaders" (Thursday) AND "Dance" (the following Tuesday)

Cover image is based on an artwork by SNSpony, used by artist's permission. Go look at the original, it's better than this edit.

_{(Fluttercord Week 2023)}

Spike's dog went missing for three years. The night after she came home, she helped him with his homework instead of eating it.

There's a story behind that.

Species Change AU: What if the unicorn Twilight Sparkle had been born a dog, in the human world? How would Princess Celestia cope?

_{There's some kind of "Species Change" event or something like that going on right now, idk. They're only allowing one story per author, so whatever.}

_{(Art source: I edited a detail of an official MLP:FiM comic page that 'pencils' originally drew and 'SigmasonicX' uploaded to derpibooru.org.)}

#custom-story-commission #commission

Twilight's new invention helps Scootaloo and Apple Bloom with their family lives. It works exactly as designed...if not as expected.

I thank Brumby_Run and Tipper for prereading.
_{Also, special thanks to both of them for taking the trouble to put in well over a decade studying Commonwealth dialects, to be better prepared to help with this sort of thing.}

^{(Any problems remaining in the story are, of course, my fault.)}

In an angry swordfight, Sunset and Adagio cut off each other's right hands.

Twilight sees this as an opportunity.

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With thanks to Carlos S. for a bit of helpful feedback about something.

#custom-story-commission #commission (see author's note for details)