Twilight's new invention helps Scootaloo and Apple Bloom with their family lives. It works exactly as designed...if not as expected.

I thank Brumby_Run and Tipper for prereading.
_{Also, special thanks to both of them for taking the trouble to put in well over a decade studying Commonwealth dialects, to be better prepared to help with this sort of thing.}

^{(Any problems remaining in the story are, of course, my fault.)}