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A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)


Even though her life seems to have fallen apart, and everything she thought she was working for is lost, Sunset Shimmer still doesn't rush to commit suicide.

Well, not right this minute anyway.

A story for Suicide Procrastination Week.

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this is glorious. It is going on my 'good stories' shelf for safe keeping now.

Funny idea and a fun read. I think the others also acting overly strange and meta kinda take away from it. When everyone is so odd and ridiculous then the central premise, sunset being immortal and he repeated attempts to kill herself, loses itself in the pudding. You need a straight man to emphasize the silliness of the situation. But still a nice read.

"Like super muscular?" Rainbow Dash asked, "Like chicks with dicks muscular,

There are no chicks with dicks Rainbow. Only guys with tits. They normally watch a show about a bunch of technicolored horses learning about friendship.

Well, it was going good...

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