I like to think I'm a great writer but I suck

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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Uncompromising Celestia-Loyalist! ;-)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.