I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.
Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.
I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx
I don't know what I'm doing 90% of the time. Really bad at updating things I've said I'm going to update.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
As a writer you ask yourself to dream while you're awake. As an editor you ask yourself how to change a story while leaving it the same.
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice
Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).
A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).
The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.