*underwater hoot*

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I do be writing. You do be reading

Tiki Enthusiast, Bat fan, writer

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Love to write whatever comes to mind and enjoy Brony stuff.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

No matter how dark the story, I'll do my best to make it have a happy ending. If I have not updated anything for 1 year, it means I'm dead.

space is a waste

The midpoint of a pony's leg is a po-knee.