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A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

A groovy mystery, gang.

loves tiaras.

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

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