Greetings, my friend! I’m Elijah. Talk to me anytime! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)

Just here to lurk and read good fic.

Let's just pretend I put something clever or interesting here.

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Still alive

I'll write something eventually... It only took me a few months to write this bio.

daughter of subaverage female potato, meaning even more subaverage female potatoness

Write what you like, and like what you write.

I'm a strange and nice guy with a big heart :) I love to read and play video games. I live in Finland and do stuff for no apparent reason cause i am weird like that.... Brohoof! :D

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Just here to enjoy the mature horsewords. No, not THAT kind of mature. Formerly Dragon101k_pl.

I like to comment on really old blogs/comment threads and I will follow you for literally no reason if you respond when I do.

Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

just a batpony/thesteral wanting to do that in which I do.

I'm just somepony who wants to finish a story. I hope you enjoy the ride along with me!

When all is said and done only the ashes of the fallen will remain.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy. (Awesome Avatar by Rain-Gear. It's my favourite mlp fan art.) Source: http://rain-gear.deviantart.com/art/Flares-551497981

It no longer means what it once did to me, but I'll be forever grateful for this place and what it did for a younger me who needed it.

I have the power of the Ñ

Death of conversation

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

Supporter of authors and a fan of transformation stories with a focus on culture shock and acclimation.

Even now there are only embers, and man sees not light, but only endless nights... - Dark Souls

The best user ever.

I invert the order of nature.

A guy who enjoys reading other's stories and occasionally stays up late slamming his hands into the keyboard in a futile effort to make something coherent come out the other end.