What a great day to hump something.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

Moved on.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.