"Look upon the fields in which I grow my Fucks...and you will see that they are Barren..."

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

(Insert witty comment here)

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Horrifically Fun

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Me in a nutshell: 90% caffeine 10% crazy, DEAL WITH IT !

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

You know who I am.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".