I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

As a wise man once said, "Let's kill da ho. Beetch!!!"

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

*SPOILERS* ;)

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(

Done.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Too much to write; too little time

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

True criticism encourages growth not through exposition of flaws, but with advice on how to fix them.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.

I'm a fan of metal and ponies.