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I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Forget not that I am a derp.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers.

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.

I'm just here to write.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Hardcore animation enthusiast chilling away in this dimension and unbothered by his non-corporeal form. Also likes pastel cartoon ponies. They do that to people. And ghosts.