I came here to chew bubblegum and ship ponies, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
My name is Eureka and I'm a young unicorn mare from Vanhoover. (The town of Vanhoover, not to be confused with Vanhoover B.C.) My cutie mark is a key and I'm very talented at figuring things out.
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
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Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
“I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul.” ― Pablo Neruda
A homeschooled kid with a job working at the library and cleaning up after people.
A totally normal, but awesome, human person.