"They've got your little brother."
Those are the words that begin Snowflake's testosterone-filled rampage through Equestria to the gates of Tartarus... and beyond. Only with his cousins, Cloudchaser and Flitter, do they have any chance of rescuing Featherweight from the forces of Evil.
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Brother, this story was everything I could want in a cheesy B-action movie and then some. From the moment I immersed myself into the grittiness of that opening club scene, I was hooked and just ready for it to take one over the top leap after the other. I'm glad that this now exists on the site and I hope that you keep the corresponding chapters just as hype and over the top as this one.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
I'll read this later... However I do want to point out that the
use of the name "Snowflake" for that background pony
seems controversial. I recently made a forum post in which
I called him that and some peeps expressed dislike in the name.
Honestly, I don't like it either. I'm assuming you're going by
the wiki as well, right?
2496984 I prefer either Roid Rage or Big McLarge Huge. But since Big McLarge Huge is a hard name to type multiple times, Roid Rage would satisfy. :)
2496984 Well, that and the fact it made for a good name for a fic and that Snowflake seems to have been the most popular lately. Horse Power is a bit silly, because he's a pony, not a horse, and Roid Rage isn't pg-13, so Snowflake it is.
This could be awesome. I'll put this on my read list.
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Ponies are horses.
2497178
Nu-uh. They are crustaceans.
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Here we can see the Sleepover Episode fight between AJ and Rarity.
This is the uncut version.
WAT
MUST READ
Single best opening paragraph I've ever read ever.
Even came with a badass story as a bonus!
^ a reference to one of my favorite movies: The Running Man, awesome.
This sight needs a SnowFlake tag. This sight needs it now.
... Why am I hearing Tycus Findlay's voice with this...?
~Skeeter The Lurker
.... That chapter title.. That song choice.
My god. CLEVER.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2499158 Let's just say the story is full of those references. :p
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.... I love you.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Sounds action-y!
Rambo Snowflake? kay. Ninja Cloudchaser Yesss XD.
Remember when I said I'd read you last?
I lied.
This is glorious. I can't help but imagine Rainbow Dash watching this with her face locked in a
I eagerly look forward to more.
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Snowflake is the official name given by Hub.
Alternitives are:
Buck Norris, Roid Rage, and McBig Hooves.
I personally like his real name best cause of how much it contradicts him.
Snowflake should totally get his own episode filled with 80's action movie references.
The whole premise of this fic is filled with awesome. Why hasn't this hit the feature box yet?
2511279 It did.
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Oh, well not sure how I missed out on that but I'm glad it did
2511340 Wasn't featured. Only at the top of the popular stories.
This is awesome. Go badass Snowflake!
My soundtrack while reading this chapter:
I originally wanted to call him Roy Drage, but I'll be honest; Snowflake has grown on me.
Monorail? Flim flam brothers? Is that a Simpsons reference? Or was it unintentional? I can't be sure.
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Sorry man, just love pop-culture references and have found questions the best format in which to highlight them while simultaneously confirming my suspicions.
2715559 huh?
Also, why didn't you take that opportunity for a "YEAHH!" Clip.
2716805 Because that would have been banal. And I did use several Ahnoldisms.
Alrighty then, thank you for answering my question. I love all the references. /)
2752958 Fine. Just for you, Grizzly.
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If they're not related by blood on your own story and you make it clear, I don't think there's an issue, just logic bomb people that try to say the opposite. Since it is not oficial canon, your story has as much value as the next if it's well written
I wonder what type of music Snowflake would listen to, assuming Cloudchaser did not troll him and fill the commo with "Saphire Shores' Top 300 Filly-Bopper Hits"
.
My money is on something like Iron Maiden or Megadeth (High Speed Dirt seems awfully apropos for a crazy 80s action hero pegasus...)
Nice. Though what would you call them when they went bad and followed Nightmare Moon? Nightmare Cauchemares? Bit of a tautology innit?
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Reminds me of this
I think this story gave me testosterone poisoning, and I'm a dude.
I just can't believe some idiots. They come into a fic about Snowflake being manly, and all they care about is that "I'm making shipping harder for them because I made Flitter and CC sisters."
Seriously people. You're stupid. This is NOT canon. I'm NOT Mechan McFuckingCarthy. If you write well, it doesn't matter at all, in any way, what some other fics do. Get your heads out of your asses.
3014002 Judasgoat Priest. It's a minotaur band that has Pain Killer on vocals, Night Crawler at the drums and Leather Rebel on the bass. They drive around Equestria on motorcycles that have buzz-saw blades as wheels and are made from chromium-plated boiling metal.
What would I call them if they went to Nightmare Moon's side? 'Stupid'
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Oh, real mature.
There's stories out there where Big Mac and AJ are revealed to be Apple Bloom's parents, Sweetie Belle's "real" mom is Rarity, and people complain about Flitter and Cloudchaser because of shipping issues?
Snowflake is apparently what he's called on the episode transcripts... it's got a certain appeal to it, unlike using "Golden Harvest" or "Sweetie Drops" for Carrot Top and Bon Bon.
Snowflake and Featherweight being brothers works well for an action fic.
Looking forward to the next chapter.