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The whole ritual scene was very cool, and lawl, now Twilight is inadvertently seducing arcane constructs.
Yay Twilight, it's time to expand your interests a little
Awww it seems Blueblood isn't a complete tool.
I'm actually looking forward to seeing how that turns out.
Scientists are hot!
I prefer this magic circle:
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So... twilights going to screw a magical being,
woohoo! plain sights back! and it seems like the possibility of her joining the herd are growing! and twilights seducing a magical construct!? i wonder what THAT sex would feel like. probably....magical! by the light i suck at that..... anyway, AWESOME FUCKING CHAPTER MAN!
no one can resist the twi
You seem to be using Earth units of measurement. It is called a Newton, not a newt.
It is called a watt, not a what.
Love this series.
another awesome chapter, to you sir i raise my glass
This just keeps pulling me further and further in. Keep on keeping on!
Also,
Twilight needs to rein in her charm! (Best pun ever! Right? )
Come on Plain Sight, if some ancient magical artifact can make a move on Twilight surely you can! Also Spike you better not miss either of your little sisters births.
2453731 Nice, but not nearly as comlex as would be required. Wrabbit, can you alter that picture to show where each being is standing? I couldn't see any south circle for Spike, for example.
As you can see, the creature called "Twilight Sparkle" has a unique trait where in her body constantly releases pheremones into the air, capable of making any being want to push her down and rut her silly.
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He also spelled "Joule" as jewel, which makes me think he's intentionally spelling them that way to turn them in puns and make them PC (Pony Compliant). After all, as far as I know at least, there's no Isaac Newton in their history books.
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Given that she has no lower body, that'll definitely be an interesting thing to read.
It appears Twilight forgot to turn off her swag.
2453731 Thats the circle from Eternal Darkness isn't it?
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All fixed.
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Perhaps when this series is over, I'll write one for her. Maybe a prequel?
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Heh heh. There's actually a good reason for that. You'll find out next chappie.
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Kinda doubt that magical constructs were ever on her list of things to bang.
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It's a scientifically proven fact, as shown by the following equation:
W(oman) + G(lasses) x S(cience) = H(awt) //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Derpy_dealwithit.png
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That's a nice one, but a little too simple for what was being accomplished.
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//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png
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Thank you kindly.
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It's true. Not even gravity. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png
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Those are ponified versions of those measurements. I was considering using WUT instead of watt. Still might change it. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_smile.png
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Whoa, there. Hold your horses, man. You need to trot on back to the stable before you're put out to pasture. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png
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Oh, he'll be back long before they're born. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_lazy.png
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Thanks for the extra help in clearing up the confusion. As to where they're standing, Imagine that North is at the top of the picture, and it should clear up any confusion. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_cake.png
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Considering your avatar and your pseudo-scientific explanation, I have no choice but to concur. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_dealwithit.png
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Thanks for the help, too. And yes, sex with a being of pure magical energy that has no lower half would be a challenge.
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My dear friend, one needs to be aware of their swag before one can find the off switch. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Cloudchaser_dealwithit.png
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I heartily approve of your avatar. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png
2454349 thank you.
2454349 That's good to hear since it would be terrible for Spike to miss the births of his two baby sisters
2454349 Oh no doubt, probably due to her more than passing resemblance to this being all our friendly immortals are so interested in!
Well that's one way for a magical, sentient thingy to say thanks. The moments after that exchange should be interesting. On a side note, nobles are stupid. Well most of them anyway.
2454349 3 attractive women are doing her simultaneously on a regular basis and a fourth she's never met wants in. i think she would have an inkling by now.
2454349 Should definitely go for the 'WUT', 'what' just leaves us thinking "Exactly, what? TELL US WHAT ALREADY!".
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Don't leave out the recently-summoned magical construct whose first act in life was to give Twilight surprise-CPR.
I can't wait to see who the new recruits are. This promises to be amusing.
As a Helpful reminder 90 terajoule vaporizes a city. The Elements turned all of Equestria into normal, so your measurement isn't that off. Also Twi uses the term Joule in the last fic.
Now, Saying that Nyx sometimes uses more, that is a bit more iffy to use understatement. Saying that when they work together they can release even more, that is a huge problem. There is one thing you should have in mind: It is widely accepted, word of God and show canon, that the Elements of Harmony are the most Powerful Magic in existence. One does not simply imply that ones OC can use more energy. Especially when it serves absolutely NO PURPOSE, except to make Twilight have a double take. Why after all didn't they band together and curse Discord if they are more powerful?
If they need the circle to combine their powers, then they could have drawn it on a stone slab and carried it around with a few dozen Royal guards. If they needed the Element of Magic then say it.
Please please consider strongly to depower your OCs in relation to the Elements. It's Okay to imply Twilight is that Powerful, if you go with the "Twi doesn't just use, she IS the Element." explanation. It's certainly OK to do it for Pinkie Pie, who spends all her time making her Element stronger(Smile Smile Smile was an awesome feat of Magic) but I have to cry Mary Sue, as much as I have refrained from that in the past.
Very good as always but I think you forgot a space.... youwill
You instantly lose points, and by points I mean almost all of them, for inserting a picture directly into the chapter instead of hyper-linking it. 1/10
Certainly a creative way to phrase it.
Twi, I believe there should be a Mad in there somewhere.
So... Is the harem growing by one Super-Spy-Assassin and one Magical Construct?
Also, are you just making an excuse to shove Spike on a bus?
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I dunno, this is Equestria we're talking about. It could be perfectly logical to say that moving (chucking, tossing, throwing, rolling) a small newt a fixed distance is an agreed upon unit of measurement. Mind you, it's not to the poor newt but no one said science was all sunshine and rainbows.
Twi has so much swag. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png
Golden Bit is a douche-canoe. Blueblood seems pleasant in private tho'.
Oh, Plain Sight. You so silly filly. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png
(And perhaps a teeny bit cliche, but who's counting?)
Argh, that law though. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Twilight_Sparkle.png
I hope this story subverts things and no one else actually goes along with Golden. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Discord.png
Dat Ritual Circle. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_ooh.png
It made me moist. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia.png (Iz dood.)
Spike gets to see his home! I approve! //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra.png
Emoticons! //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png
Okay....I will just be in the blast bunker over there...
That was a great chapter I would like to know who did Celestia give to Plain Sight for extras especially the third one. I'm sure one is a female Wonderbolt, and the second one is Sorin, and I hope the third is Cloud Kicker. Also I figured out that Plain Sight is suffering from sexual frustration She just needs to go and at least have one night with Twilight just to get that out but of course she just doesn't understand what Cadence sees. I WANT MOAR If that is alright by you
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Keep in mind that it wasn't the only way it wanted to say thanks.
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You obviously underestimate the power of the adorkable side. [/Vader] //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png
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It does sound funnier.
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Surprise CPR. I like that.
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Oh, it will be. It will be. [/Yoda]
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I would actually put the time the Elements were used against Discord into the petajoule range; say, somewhere between 25-50. Discord was causing chaos effects over all of Equestria, if not the planet, and with a single move, the Elements negated that. That's playing with power. Twilight's calculations were so far off because she was distracted by fighting off her greatest foe yet, and so couldn't take accurate measurements, let alone remember to do so, or spare the concentration. Rest assured that the Elements of Harmony are still the most powerful magic in Equestria. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png
Also, I thought I changed that to jewel some time ago. I'll go recheck it.
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I'll fix it as soon as I can find it. Two words isn't a lot to go off of.
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I'd never linked to Photobucket before, and to be honest, I hadn't even thought of hyperlinking it. I'll see if I can remedy that. Also, long time, no see. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_gaze.png
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It's a temporary thing, I assure you. He'll be back before you know it. My muse told me to ship him off to his mother's for a bit, and she's the boss. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
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Naturally, this requires a standardized newt. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png
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Too much swag? No such animal. How was Plain Sight cliche, if I may ask?
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Over here. You can share mine.
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Wrong on all three guesses. And yes, the poor dear does need to get laid tout de suite. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_dealwithit.png
2456060 Love me long time ?
Good chapter looking forward to see what happens next.
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But what if we don't have a standard newt? What will me measure with? I know! We'll make a newt!
No, no, no!
She turned me into a newt?
No, no this is silly.
What's silly?
No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.
You can't do that!
I've done it. The sketch is over.
I want to leave the army please sir, it's dangerous.
Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago. So get out of shot. Right director! Close up. Zoom in on me. (camera zooms in) That's better.
(off screen) It's only 'cos you couldn't think of a punch line.
Not true, not true. It's time for the cartoon. Cue telecine, ten, nine, eight...
Cut to telecine countdown.
(off screen) The general public's not going to understand this, are they?
(off screen) Shut up you eyeties!
Cartoon rubbish entitled 'Full Frontal Nudity': Written, created and concieved off the back of a lorry by a demented American.
Cut to two naked stallions.
Full frontal nudity - never. What do you think, Barbara?
Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.
Cut to a stockbroker.
Full frontal nudity? Yes I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid, and if it were a very small part.
Cut to art critic examining a nude painting.
CAPTION: 'AN ART CRITIC'
He sees the camera and starts guiltily.
Good evening. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed ... um ... in the history of my bed ... of art, of art, I'm sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart... call-filly... I'm sorry. I'll start again... Plot ... oh what a giveaway. The place of the nude in art. (a seductively dressed mare enters slinkily) Oh hello there father, er confessor, professor, your honour, your grace ...
(cutely) I'm not your Grace, I'm your Elsie.
What a terrible joke!
(crying) But it's my only line!
Words can not describe how WOW this chapter was. So much going on and it all will lead up to hilarious,sexy,dangerous situations that I will be counting the milliseconds to read about. You are my shepherd into the pasture that is twilight's swag.
Twilight was just kissed by Anubis...
Just what kind of pheromones is she releasing!?
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Apparently channeling the full magical might of four immortal beings is a bit of a turn on for the insubstantialy inclined.
So either Twilight is to sexy for everyone, or she just received an arcane blessing from another dimensional plane.
Twilight forgot to turn her swag off when she went to bed. She woke up covered in magical beings.
"Twilight is pure, and innocent, and the greatest good that has ever popped out of a pony's vagina"
That line made me lol harder than expected.
Oh hey look, something else to make Trixie feel unloved!
2456060 sorry I normaly give a sentence I can give it another look through and find it if you want?
2456060 I found it took a bit of time but I did it....
A group of three ponies behind Twilight straightened up from their huddle. Cheerilee cleared her throat and said, “Twilight dear, youwill use extreme caution during this... procedure.
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I never said too much swag. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png
Plain Sight puts Twilight up on a pedestal and feels unworthy to love her because of her own bloodstained hooves?
Doesn't make it any less touching though.
When they start chanting, I couldn't help but imagine it as this:
There's a missing space between you and the italicized will in the sentence above. Figured i'd point it out.
Also, i am eagerly awaiting another chapter!