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2060381 Thanks faggot. Honestly I hate creamed corn. I have no idea why I wrote this. Maybe it's my meds being faggots and wearing off.
It made me cream a little bit, if you know what I mean.
I mean my penis.
I can't thumb this down just because of that short description
b-bbut...
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What.
Thumbs up.
...I'm hungry...
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Just like CREAMED CORN
I hope somebody gets this reference
Wat.
best clopfic ever
2060763 Mah nigga.
Done, that's all I had to read. This is getting in my favorites right now right now.
Creamed is best corn.
Why not creamed PORN?
DICK
WHAT ARR U DOING???
DICK
STAAHPP!!!!!
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A-alrighty then...
I prefer deep-fried corn, because I know I am AMERICAN at heart.
The hell did I just read?!
2060991 A unicorn gives herself an enema using creamed corn. What? You've never seen that before?
2060697 Elmer J. Fap pls go
Oooookaaaayyyy?! I just read Equestrian pie an thought no one else is that insane to write a story of Somepony fucking food, I guess...I was proven wrong.
And then spike walks in
You've been featured in IRC, congrats
Hawt.
I.. Don't know what to do with this pants tent.
Well, I certainly thought my body was ready.
i'am never eating corn again
Brilliant!!!
2061968 thanks faggot.
Well I can say I laughed my ass off!! The absurdity of the fic just had me dying throughout, well until the end anyways. I may never eat corn again.
It's my favorite.
Um...
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This fic is the giant boulder, and I'm Oprah.
This also works:
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2061972 I may have to write something like this... May I?
2063399 Go for it faggot. I won't care.
That was hot, I came. I like it when Twilight does weird freaky things, like my watersports story. Thumbs up! Hot hot hot
2063951 Thank You! Follow me for more weird shit!
.....
Well, to be fair, I kind of deserved that, considering the warning.
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Well that happened. And I'm ok with it.
Wow.....that's awesome
Twilight likes carrots, a lot.
spikes buckets of gems seem arousing
Lol I couldn't help but laugh but I did enjoy this story.
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Hilarious!
the fuck.......
2106872 That was my reaction as I wrote this.
i just finished having dinner when i read these last few words
"Oh fuck i'm hungry." Twilight said to herself. She leaned over and smelt the corn. Warm, and it smelt like her vagina and shit. She couldn't resist.
"Om nom nom nom!" Twilight said as she plunged her face into the corn and began eating it ravenously. She had never had a better, or more arousing meal in her entire life.
Twilight likes books, a lot.
How about noodles? Bitches love noodles.
But in all seriousness...
Idea #1: Rule63 Spike lays an egg. Twilight proceeds to "scramble" dem eggs.
Idea #2: Miss Smartypants
Idea #3: She visits Zecora. While the zebra is in another room, Twilight pleasures herself with EVERY herb in her hut.
Idea #4: Tank.
Idea #5: Get me to stop giving suggestions. I'm drunk.
Idea #6: Twilight finds the missing mustache the was cot off of the FAAAABulous dragon/thingy from the season 1 premier washed up, wet, musty and gooey with algae, on the shore of that river. You know what comes next.