The Bannana Man pays Twilight Sparkle a little visit.........
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Auuuuugh My soul just came explosively over nine thousand times by the power of Lord Xenu's will and more and etc.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
another masterpiece.
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"BRUTALASSMASTER? ENGINEER! ARE YOU SEEING THIS? WHO THE HELL MAKES AN ACCOUNT AND THINKS 'HMM, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT TO BE KNOWN AS BRUTALASSMASTER!?" - All I could think of
1582302 Someone who was high at the time, and then sobered up and thought it was funny.
Funny and scary. Neat trick.
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I'M SHOOTIN' PEARLS TO THESE MILKY LICKERS!
That was awful. Bullshit stories like this are a cancer upon this site. But at least you weren't referring to this retard, Ray "Banana Man" Comfort.
im just going to say im a nutral party
but you got a like from me
Interesting oneirology of a lonely frigid librarian. She desires sexual attention, therefor the phallic fruit, but also fears it, therefor it's an antagonist. She flees it's advances and offers at her door, in her room, in the bath and on her bed. But when she will finally be penetrated sexually, she only gets air, a metaphor for nothing, showing she cannot overcome her loveless reality. Finally she is brought outdoors, out of her private sanctum, to be paraded around town, showing all that she is empty inside like a balloon. It is a desperate desire for pity sex that leads her dream to this conclusion, hoping that others, knowing the truth of her loneliness, will judge her worthy of their affection. And her loud declaration of "BANANA" after waking up shows her decision for self empowerment, she will seize the banana with her own hooves and masturbate to relieve her sexual frustrations, eventually working her way up to willing the heart of her own manana.
... now hang on. What's wrong with paint thinners? I've sniffed them for years, and I can honestly say cat warbler mangrove tissue curt fissure jocular cantaloupe weevil tree. So keep that in mind.
I really enjoyed this story, especially for DPV111's explanation!
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I don't know how you did that, but thank you. THANK YOU!
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That video is kind of ironic, from an evolutionary point of view. I lol'd!
God dammit brutal, this was a fucking masterpiece.
1583078 Don't even get me started on the cancer of this wbsite.
1583078 Please, explain.......
1584013 Oh, you do me to much honor.......
1583964 There is nothing wrong with paint thinners, just that they kill shit-tons of brain cells, try morning glory seeds.
Dammit, I was winning this week. Still, I laughed way more than I should have
Poor twi.......
This made me lol at first , but then i felt bad for twi never do this with rarity or you will have another hater!
I give this story 2/10 rarities
1585982 Damn, if I got another hater that would make 2,491.........
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. that kinda sucks
wow really
1589152 It's funny. Haters never cease to amuse me.
What the... Oh well, bananas.