• Member Since 14th Jun, 2012
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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 30 )

You are an edgelord who attempts to hit Pinkie Pie.

I would never! :pinkiegasp:

Neckbeard Reddit Man was shown quite a bit more mercy than he really deserved, though.

Internet edgelords deserve the boot treatment.

...this is the second story in the new tab about someone hitting pinkie pie
Is this becoming a new trend? I hope not

11800861
This one is clearly mocking that other one.


11800825
Yeah, hitting Pinkie Pie probably should have resulted in a much worse punishment.

That other guy is living rent free in you head my dude

11800887
Sneed zoomer incel to you too.

11800825
You have clearly never been kicked by a horse. You know, because you're still alive. :pinkiecrazy:

11800885
Ooooooh, okay, I get it
My bad

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
But it's Bendy. It's what he does.

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Neckbeard Reddit Man is also still alive, and that's my issue. :trollestia:

still a brimstone thoughbeit

This was pretty funny. A little on the nose, but at least he wasn't. Thanks for writing it and posting it!

Idk of this is true but if this story was purely made to mock the other pinkie pie story but if thats the case just makes it even funnier

11801031
I'm pretty confident it is. lol. But who knows?

This is so childish and edgy. I love it.

What is this original story everyone keeps mentioning?

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Even if it wasn't by Bendy, this is still superior to that other story with the same premise.

...Hot Damn!

I was NOT expecting the manliest man in the known galaxy to show up in a crackfic and get that plot. But now I cannot imagine anything else happening. This is a true Paragon Moment!

I do have one criticism though.

A three inch dick is kind of huge for a Neckbeard Reddit Man. Why did you make the pathetic man so huge compared to his brethren where you need a microscope to identify where the penis is?

The fact that someone made a satire about that other sadistic fic is hilarious

11801214 Im having mans1ay3r flashbacks

Imagine if we had a battle between this Pinkie Pie and Ultra Instinct Shaggy.

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It's because he's the Alpha of his pack (Discord mods).

Can somebody link me to the other Pinkie Pie story? I have to see this.

...Is this what you call a 'Response Fic'? ORIGINAL! :pinkiecrazy:

Dan

Shepard let them contaminate his system with Origin. That sissy pleb is no man.

This story was pretty fun to read, I especially liked the details about Pinkie's butt.

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