A Herd for a Nerd

MEight Maids A-Milking
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Porn
Henry was just trying to teach his husband a fun holiday song from Earth, but Prince Solaris thought he was requesting an epic Hearths Warming gift! Now the poor guy is in the midst of a sexual marathon, and some familiar stallions are here to help…
Sex
Profanity
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
OC
Main 6
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Magician-Horse

Magician-Horse #1 · Jun 3rd, 2023 · 3 · 1 · 3. Buried in a bubble butt ·

I love how playful and lewd and sweet it all feels. Great job!

Novapony

Novapony #2 · Jun 3rd, 2023 · 2 · 1 · 3. Buried in a bubble butt ·

This is awesome so far!

Captain_Hairball

Captain_Hairball #3 · Jun 3rd, 2023 · 2 · 1 · 1. The pillar of Equestria ·

In truth, Solaris had eaten perhaps a little too much cake over the thousand lonely years of his brother’s exile. His firm barrel and muscular legs were still the envy of all his male subjects, but his plot had filled out dramatically over the past century. A regimen of five hundred squats each morning had only served to make the royal bum more prominent and more commented upon, in ever more lascivious terms. He’d secretly begun discussions with artisans about the construction of a new throne: one with more room for his newly expansive booty, and with a comfortable spot at its base for the human who spent so much of his time on his knees before him.

NGL I was hoping for Bear Solaris.

Mix-up

Mix-up #4 · Jun 3rd, 2023 · 1 · 2 · 3. Buried in a bubble butt ·

Not too keen on the Human in the story, but I do very much like MM stuff with the R63 Mane 6 so far, so I will give it a chance. Keep it up.

sykko

sykko #5 · Jun 4th, 2023 · 1 · · 2. A stick up the ass ·

“Now you’re talking!” Barb enthused. “I’ll be sure to thumbs-up and comment to encourage you on your journey!” She gave the human a big thumbs up. “I love hot stallion on stallion action!” she commented.

Barb, you cheeky broad!

Clopfic Appreciator

Clopfic Appreciator #6 · Jun 4th, 2023 · · · 3. Buried in a bubble butt ·

Well, this is some really, really gay stuff.

Let's see what happens when Henry finds Elusive and the others...

sykko

sykko #7 · Jun 5th, 2023 · · · 3. Buried in a bubble butt ·

1 down, 5 to go.

Typist Gray

Typist Gray #8 · Jun 5th, 2023 · 1 · · 1. The pillar of Equestria ·

The sheer quantity of alliteration is enough to earn my respect.

Typist Gray

Typist Gray #9 · Jun 5th, 2023 · · · 2. A stick up the ass ·

More alliteration and a dash of fourth wall breaking, to boot. I'm here for it.

Captain_Hairball

Captain_Hairball #10 · Jun 6th, 2023 · 3 · · 1. The pillar of Equestria ·

Solaris nodded firmly and his horn lit up as he cast a familiar magical regimen. “I’ll just give you the usual spells so you won’t explode when Dusk rams you full of horse cock... Oh, by the way, you’ll need to deal with this newfangled ‘consent’ thing.”

Solaris, you creepy boomer.

Yes. I read very slowly.

Captain_Hairball

Captain_Hairball #11 · Jun 6th, 2023 · · · 1. The pillar of Equestria ·

Finishes chapter.

Squee

Captain_Hairball

Captain_Hairball #12 · Jun 6th, 2023 · 1 · · 2. A stick up the ass ·

Why did he find sex so easy, yet love so difficult?

The exact opposite of me.

Henry feels kind'a like a Chuck Tingle protagonist and I like that. Pounded in the Butt by the Unicorn God-King.

Pillowfight

Pillowfight #13 · Jun 6th, 2023 · 1 · · 4. Cored out ·

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Henry feels kind'a like a Chuck Tingle protagonist and I like that.

Wow, now that’s some praise! Chuck is the man.

Mix-up

Mix-up #14 · Jun 7th, 2023 · 1 · · 5. Ten inches flat ·

Well this story certainly is fun to read with the way all the humor inserted in the writing. Looking forward to see how it goes with Elusive.

Mix-up

Mix-up #15 · Jun 8th, 2023 · 1 · · 6. Buttered and buggered ·

Well this was a delightful read, keep it up.

Clopfic Appreciator

Clopfic Appreciator #16 · Jun 9th, 2023 · 1 · · 6. Buttered and buggered ·

Suddenly, a Derpy!

Hella amusing stuff, between totally oblivious Blitz and sneaky, easily stuck Butterscotch...

Clopfic Appreciator

Clopfic Appreciator #17 · Jun 15th, 2023 · 2 · · 9. Plappily ever after ·

Well, that's a fitting finish to this story!

surewhynot

surewhynot #18 · Nov 5th, 2023 · · · 4. Cored out ·

an’ Elusive doin’ whatever the heck Elusive does

I know what I'm about to say is incongruous with the story (because we need as much gay stallion sex as possible), but it would be really really funny if Elusive was straight.

Pillowfight