Dusk Shine doesn't even realize that the stallions of Ponyville want to get him into bed. Good thing Solaris' human boyfriend has been sent to sort things out...
“Now you’re talking!” Barb enthused. “I’ll be sure to thumbs-up and comment to encourage you on your journey!” She gave the human a big thumbs up. “I love hot stallion on stallion action!” she commented.
Barb, you cheeky broad!
More alliteration and a dash of fourth wall breaking, to boot. I'm here for it.
The exact opposite of me.
Henry feels kind'a like a Chuck Tingle protagonist and I like that. Pounded in the Butt by the Unicorn God-King.