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The Ancestor


Rus | Man is the warmest place to hide.

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Comments ( 17 )

Amazing, though I'm a bit disappointed you skipped out on the quicktime event.

11198690
I am very lazy.

Thanks for your kind words though.

and thus shall luna sing on her computer...

The title of this story and the short description reminds me of Max0r's video on Metal Gear Rising.

The feature box is a myth, upvotes are a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: clopfics, the DNA of FIMFiction. They shape our will: they are in our reading lists, they are everything we nut to in shame. Expose someone to cartoon horse porn long enough, and they will learn to become a zoophile. They become a degenerate. Sex, Mature, Porn... All NSFW tags, all searched for.

11198812
Shamelessly stealing this for a future chapter.

A+ for the Metal Gear references.

"I was wrong about you Ancestor; you're not Cringe..."

"You're just Fucking DEGENERATE!"

(Not really ^^)

11199420
Hey, I take no offense to that.

After all, when you register a fimfiction account, there's no going back.

11199676
Oh I was just slightly quoting Max0r xD

11199688
His videos truly are a gift from up above.

11199690
Amen to that ^^

(Oh god, I just realised Sundowner may represent Foal-Con)

Maremachines, son. Their spirits become kinder in response to snowpities.

This is horrible EqG schlock full of typos and other typesetting issues, along with a nonsensical, zoomie-memechasing plotline, but god damn it, I did laugh. Good job. The joke about Spike especially got me.

11200786
The amount shame I felt when I was notified you commented on this was unbearable.

Sorry you had to see this:twilightsheepish:

Happy it made you laugh though!

Now we just need Some Leech to comment on this. Also, those dislikes are from salty clop writers who can’t handle the truth.

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The irony of me writing my own HIE fic rn is killing me.

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