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Merc the Jerk


Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

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You are transported to Equestria. Clearly you’ll be the raddest, most handsome and lovable pony of them all. They’ll make you king. They’ll be your friends. You could even have anypony you want because you're awesome. Such as the beautiful mare Fluttershy, who's been calling to you with her sweet, sweet flank since episode one. So...what are you waiting for?

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Comments ( 21 )

Why complete so soon? Are you sure this can't go farther? :rainbowlaugh:

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You're right. I could spend several chapters discussing Iron Will's emotions after his torrid love affair.

My head is now full of buck. Thanks. Just... thanks. :derpytongue2:

Curses, my long-time rival, Gary OakStu strikes again!

Also, four simultaneous heart attacks? Can you do that? Can you infarct four times?

I forsee a several-month montage of him attending various Iron Will seminars, working out with the appropriate humor, something about the red/black alicorn and Fluttershy having a falling out (maybe with some typical HiE drama, like him eating meat, or being too awesome for Fluttershy, or something), some external force driving Fluttershy and Main Character together, but at the last moment, he realizes his unrequited love for Iron Will. Followed shortly by Gary Stu returning to Ponyville and drawing the Mane 6 into his harem.

Whoops, it happened. My brain broke.:derpyderp1::applejackconfused::derpyderp2:

Thank you for my Morning Lulz!:rainbowlaugh:

Told you, Merc. I told you dog! OK, so maybe it's not going to hit Featured like we hoped, but still--boom, success.

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But why would you want to?

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Oh that sounds far too reasonable. Gotta spice it up a bit.

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Merc continues to be a genius, as ever. The stuff we get up to at 1 in the morning.

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It got on the list of popular fics, which I call a moral victory.

This was honestly incredible. Well done.

Having read this, I have only one question:
What does Marxism sound like?

1792917 Marx would totally disapprove of that musical choice! Thanks for the lols and the story! :heart:

Heh, well that was a fun read :twilightsmile: Great parody. I've stayed away from HiE stories for most of those reasons.

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2nd person fics are a nightmare and a half to read, let alone write, even in parody.

Didn't see the minotaur rape coming. That wrung a good laugh from me. Some of the other jokes bounced right off though.

Getting raped by Iron Will instead of making sweet love with Fluttershy ? That's what you get when you let a wizzard use some "dust" on you.
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