Fascinating Creatures and How Not to Get Killed by Them

by iAmSiNnEr

Yaks

Yaks

Species: qui confringet nimis
Danger Level: 7/10

Description: I can't even describe this wooly menace

Warning: Yaks love to smash. Do NOT insult them in any way, or you might find yourself at the end of a hoof trying to smash you.

Additional Information: I am not allowed to write this chapter under the threat of being smashed by Prince Rutherford. Please send the flowers to Canterlot Hospital.

Author's Note:

And we've come to the end! If you want more creatures - like the kirins or Princess Celestia, do leave a comment below! I might consider writing more lol

Comments

[Level Dasher]

[Twilight Sparkle] is currently dating the Alicorn of the Night, Princess Luna. More info on this species in one of the next few chapters.

Better follow through on that one.

Otherwise yes, do the Kirin. And I would LOVE to see you do Flurry Heart.

[iAmSiNnEr]

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I mean, technically the actual book has every creature. This is just part of it - for now.

[Eroraf86]

That's not how taxonomical nomenclature works. You can't just put a descriptive sentence through Google Translate and call it a species. Yes, I am nitpicking, and yes, this does in fact matter to me.

[FanOfMostEverything]

I am intrigued to see what you do with Best Pony.

Also, someone is having far too much fun with scientific names. And I do appreciate how the takeaway here is that Equestria in general is an unspeakable deathworld.

[JustFalcon]

Kirin would be fun. Also... potentially... B a t p o n y.

[Buck Swisher]

I take it you've seen Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Also...

Written by: Some newt that waves a stick around and mumbles weird words

I appreciate the Newt Scamander reference lol

[Misplaced Mage]

Written by: Some newt that waves a stick around and mumbles weird words

I am waiting for the seemingly inevitable day that Mr. Scamander loses an eye. Y’know -- becoming a “one-eyed Newt.”

I’ll run now.

[TheLegendaryBillCipher]

Very nice. Liked all the little fun facts. And upon reaching the end I did in fact have one critique:

Where the Kirin at?

[KingSombraTheTyrantRuler]

I guess you've read Fantastic creatures and where to find them by Newt Scamander. I'd love more chapters! (On this story)