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The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer

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After getting involved in a fight at school, Button Mash is sent to the vice principal's office.

Sunburst gets to the bottom of Button's aggressions, and suggests that he find a creative outlet for his angst. He recommends participating in the school's spring play production.

Button offers some creative alterations to the script.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 17 )

Need to finish this but I'm loving it already.

So how did Spoiled Rich die?

Not that I’m complaining.

Hell yeah, this was a riveting read. Excellent work.

Filthy Rich lives up to his name loved the story

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Ugh, the boring kind of ex-wife. At least insofar as characters like Spoiled Rich fit the description in question.

"You see this? This is where the tears would be if I could cry. But I can't. Botched face-lift."

Good job, made me spew mouthful of coffee all over my keyboard.

the tender whelp across his back.

Unless our boy is spontaneously breaking out in dragons, the word you wanted here was 'welt', as in a harsh red mark from an injury. :P

This was OK. Weird mix of melodramatic shifts and comedy stings that always felt like they were meeting just off-beat. Button's a very weird pick for a self-flagellating son in this scenario, seems like it was just crammed in to fit the premise. The fic as a whole was totally fine: Not particularly good or bad, just decent.

What’s this a Shakespearicles Mother’s Day prompt quite lacking in a mature rating.

IMPOSSIBLE

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Got between me and my vodka.

Cream Heart laughed. "I said thespian , not..." she just giggled. "But really, the lead role!?" she asked again. Button nodded. "Well I'm sure you'll need lots of time to practice your lines and rehearse!"

Now I want to write a joke of this. Probably with Twilight as one of the ponies involved—not sure which one.

For goodness sake, this colt used to drink from her teats. What was a little kiss on the lips?

Best reasoning I’ve ever heard!

~ "Do they prevent stage fright?" "No. But they taste about the same on the way up as down." ~

I love this. :rainbowlaugh:

"Just remember the giant meteor," Sunburst said. Button Mash closed his eyes and listened to his director's words. "A giant meteor is about to crash, and we're all about to die. What's the one thing you wish you had done?"

An interesting technique, if not as humorous as the banana thing.

That's how it starts from teat suckling to kiss, to make out sessions, and finally the sex.

"Just try to imagine the audience naked," he said.

"That's not helping!" Button yelped.

The audience was already naked anyway.

This is fucking insane. Yes, again, the ending, and i see you spelled it out yourself.

When i first read you i though "this guy's pretty good at smut, he can really get under your skin", but then i read more, and man, you are a literary genius. You can present the last moment of the last snowflake, a burning corpse, or an ordinary sandwich, and all of it will be a fucking masterpiece. This one is a modern social realist masterpiece, I'm actually shaking here. Holy fuck. Just write more random shit, I BEG YOU. Doesn't matter what, doesn't matter if it's mlp incest smut or a romanticist fucking play, don't bother squeezing out the ending- real life doesn't have an ending anyways, don't worry about the plot, just write EVERYTHING. God i hope you'll just sit down to write once and write a book, and the world will be perceptive enough to see you... but it doesn't fucking matter, this, the universe is uplifted through you simply writing. I'm absolutely livid here because I will never be so expressive or perceptive.

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