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DeathToPonies
sup! im really kind and love the show and its charaters but you know how it be when those tingly feelings get involved. like my style? talk to me about custom stories and comissions!
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10629159
You'll probably like my other stuff
This is sick. What's next? Are you going to hold Spike underwater until he drowns? Or is that too soft for you?
While the subject matter isn't my thing, I just wanted to say that the sheer bluntness of this story's title made me me grin.
Was honestly expecting it to be a comedy before I saw the tags.
10629207
yeah thats pretty tame, i think i'd rather rip his balls off and pour acid down his asshole
10629212
if you want a comedic story of this nature, try "dick is diamonds", which plays very fast and loose with comedic death and exaggeration
10629212
And here I was wondering how literal the "fucking" and "explodes" are, because you can never tell with fetish stories without actually reading them.
I don’t think I’ve seen such low-effort bait since Sonic_Applejack2005 was active.
10629249
are you aware of what a fetish is?
10629254
More than you’re aware of what bad writing is, that’s for certain.
Your imagination is like mine at times, the difference being I lack the confidence to write this stuff. Have you ever considered writing about something similar to what wasps or mosquitos (I never remember which) do?
10629256
im sorry that it didn't tickle your fancy. if you're looking for something more story-driven, "onlyapples" and "beyond her limit" might be more your speed. if you want something funny, try "dick is diamonds". hell, if you want slightly tamer content, try "dordey".
oh wait, are you just claiming all snuff fics to be bad writing? man, it must be sad to think your opinions and interests extend to objective fact
10629261
like brain drain/blood suck?
i'd do it for a comission, its slightly outside of my desired zone but i'd do it if someone paid me to
10629269
No, I meant rape of their sisters before they are born, basically the larvas are still in eggs, and impregnating them so that the females from start know their role of offspring raising. Something along those lines, or do you like prefer only gory stuff without the sexual emphasis?
10629272
eh, same thing, i'd do it if paid, but be warned i'd probably include death near the end of it anyway
As opposed to Wholesome Positive Snuff?
10629277
see dick is diamonds, what i would call "comedic snuff"
as a further extension/explanation if you were serious, snuff can be soft, like a simple vorefic that ends without a resolution or an asphyxiation death, or it can be hard as fuck like mine usually are with maximum pain and humilation and misery preceding death, with no limits or regards to decency
10629265
You don’t have much of a concept of pacing, technical skill, or anything past the bare minimum of basic grammar. The only thing that holds your writing together is you crossing your fingers and using the excuse that it’s porn to make it seem like anything less than equal to the experience of reading works by known troll accounts. Even your syntax and the little “oh but I’m totally a kind person” bio is just incredibly awkward in delivery and reeks of what a bad attempt at a joke account you are. Resorting to playing the “reee kink-shamer” card honestly lowers it more because it shows you can’t defend a persona or bother with one and go for the flimsiest shields possible. You pump out like, what, one of these a week? Combined with that and their presentation, it’s really clear you’re an edgy kid who can’t get past lackluster results.
You’re stuff isn’t anything that could pass the “so bad it’s good” genre you’re trying for. I’m really only offended by how blatantly unfunny your content is.
10629294
you're free to your opinions but i am a kind person and i do write fetish fiction that can make at least a few people smile
its my personal goal to wow you with my next story though so dont worry buddy ill prove you wrong!!!
lol owned
What the fuck?
10629330
dont worry the comeback will be legendary
10629341
idk if i can think of a pony better suited to explode for no good reason than hurry fart
10629303
Choosing to make that the sole thing to specify on an account called "DeathToPonies" and the like comes across too clumsily to be satire.
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10629348
ok good because what i write isnt satire and im not a troll
lets make a bet okay if my next fic impresses you then you have to say one nice thing about me okay?
10629214
I appreciate the offer, but I'm not a snuff person.
10629349
🤔
Edit: Everything about your account screams troll.
10629368
what's confusing?
satire would be, for example, a story in which the only purpose would be to write in the style of a commonly overused trope, but do so with the awareness of someone who understands what makes that trope bad, thus gaining the ability to poke fun in all the right ways
a troll would be, for example, an even lower effort of the above where someone writes about their alicorn child they had with rainbow dash that has neon colors and can kill anyone by thinking about them, written exclusively to get reactions like "wtf this is so badly written" and "i can't believe what people think is good", trolling inherently means writing only to get a reaction out of people
i write for neither of these reasons; the closest ones i have to troll fics are dick is diamonds and beyond her limit, but i would classify them more as just "comedic snuff", because they still contain fetishistic elements while providing moments of brevity by not taking their worlds very seriously. other writings of mine like onlyapples take themselves very seriously, by contrast. for a better example of this weird comedic, gray area fetish fic genre, check out equestria's finest hour, which was my primary inspiration for my first fic, the ball game. unlike me, this guy is actually an amazing writer, and this fic exemplifies everything i aspire to be with my writing
edit to respond to your edit: even dordey, my (as of right now) lone non-snuff fic?
10629249
Now that's just an insult to compare Sonic_Applejack2005's beautiful work to this... thing.
10629379
I'm well-aware of what both are, and if you're an alt (which I suspect) then you're no doubt aware the two can be mixed. An example that drew from both of these subgenres is Jakkid166.
That's the thing, you read exactly like a parody account. For example, you have it listed that your account is open to commissions, but a normal account that does that would display information and work on their marketing. You don't show that information, which is directly beneficial in attracting customers (something I've learned from friends who do commissions). The vast body of your work never really goes beyond 6k per chapter, and the vast majority of them being under 3k, having troll-y titles, and cover art you never source/screen shots only just screams that these are not sincere commissions, but likely joke ones that could reasonably be typed out in a couple of sittings. You either have extremely high prices or are possibly not writing commissions, or maybe just small ones for friends.
Your descriptions, titles, and the way you write both in and out (ie. comments) of stories is really screams alt account to me. When starting alt accounts, many people who write shitfics don't realize they need to do more than strip away their usual style. There has to be a persona (if you're making something like Sonic_Applejack or Jakkid) and a new style unique to the shitfic. Even unintentional trolls like Evictus had this. Your writing reads as you've stripped away any previous style you might have had (even if this is your only account and you don't write much outside of this) and didn't build up a new style needed to make these kinds of fics really need to become entertaining.
10629440
you seem to be getting "closer" but you still don't really seem to grasp the kind of account i am so i'll try to do better explaining.
no, i am not an alt
i write the way i do on my bio and in comments becuase, to the casual user, stumbling across a user page with only horrifying, gory stories might make them assume the author is insane or a terrible person, so i try to keep my "ooc" lighthearted and casual to show that, aside from my fucked up fetishes, i am a pretty normal and kind person.
yes, i take "comissions", but in a much less structured way than a normal artist. i am a very fringe fetish author, honing my talent on a very specific niche, death and humiliation. Only a couple of people have actually approached me with money to pay; these have been handled on a case-by-case basis so there is no flat rate to post regarding them
yes, people enjoy my content, which is why i write it - despite the grossly weighted like/dislike ratio, you can find positive comments on almost all my stories of users who enjoyed them. some of them find them grossly amusing, while others share my rather disgusting fetish and actually get off to this stuff. you, as a highly established writer, CAN make judgements on the QUALITY of my writing. i appreciate any and all criticisms on how to write my stories better.
what you cannot do is say, defenitively, if my content is "enjoyable" - your tastes do not reflect those of every user on the site, and your constant assumptions that snuff content apparently can not be legitimate and must be written under the guise of an "alt" or "character" paint you in a very arrogant light.
and again, i bring up dordey, which you conveniently ignored - you can lambast the writing quality and pacing all you'd like, but it cannot be argued against that the story is literally not a troll story, and unlike every other story on my profile, does not contain any jokes or anything that could be construed as anything but a writer putting something out to get something off his mind. if i was an alt, or troll, why would i write such a thing?
10629479
It's not the 'snuff' I think prompted an alt (if you are one), it's the way you write in general that does and how you have your account set up. I'm sure that there are plenty of other authors brazen enough to put/shape a main account around that kind of content. But if you've at least lurked on this site before making an account here, you would know that most people with your schtick end up being alts, much to no one's surprise.
That's one I hadn't read, so I had no comment on it. If it's aiming for shock value, it is clearly only doing so by deceptive tagging. (Also, the idea of putting a serious story on an alt isn't anything impossible. I've done it.)
10629493
Yes, headless rainbow is one such author "brazen" enough. dude, this shit has no ties to my real life, if this is my primary content output then why would i need an alt lmao
go give it a read, its only 1k words and its not "deceptive tagging"
10629498
Again, that's if you're an alt, which is still something I really only have your word for. Still, I'm not saying you aren't lying, just that you're more likely to.
The thing is, I'm not exactly looking to read a story that appears as though it might treat death seriously from someone who thinks exploding kids are a fetish. That's liking asking someone to check out an animal welfare book like the world's most renowned puppy-kicker, lmao. I've read your stuff for the same reason people read My Immortal, though as I've said in previous comments: you're not exactly as funny or skilled.
She isn't. At the very least, her SFW account exists... and has a clop story on it, with the reasoning I've been given for the discrepancy only reinforcing how wrong you are. She also, y'know, alludes to her SFW writing as the reason she doesn't care about the downvotes on Headless Rainbow Things.
…Huh. I suppose mentioning her was the correct response if 10629512's criticisms were unfounded, but you still botched the delivery. And of course the other side of that "if" would have it as his masterstroke.
Mexican Moms: Pathetic
This story is so sad
another masterpiece
10629512
you're not going to be able to own this person with facts and logic out of their fetish
THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU STUPID DIPSHIT IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only thing that I have to say is...
10631718
Well, assuming you can be trusted as an authority on this person: that's very nice. It doesn't change that everything about their presentation and writing ability still screams that they're a troll, whether they intended this or not. Bad titles, screencaps for covers, low-effort summaries, overly edgy content, rapidly produced writing from a newbie, distinct lack of a unique author's voice, resorting to typing in "baby" text, describing themselves needlessly and completely at odds what they write, lack of interaction with other site members, and so on. It all screams that they care themselves like troll, down to their overdone username and avatar.
If you could actually read, you'll notice I mentioned that they had a) bad presentation b) poor pacing c) weak prose and d) they didn't really have anything in their favor beyond knowing basic grammar. Mobile Fimfiction (where I typed all but a couple of my comments) doesn't make highlighting any less of a hassle too. I don't owe them a highlighted-line-by-line review like I would give a good author, but if this person you're sipping for is really that desperate I could at least do a couple of lines.
I'm genuinely wowed by how hurt you are over this.
Damn, you apparently have reading comprehension as bad as your taste in stories. I commented on this story because after reading enough of their stories, it's not like I was barred from telling them they produced low-effort bait. You act like people comment on the stories of those that are suspected trolls wanting them to improve. I don't have some sacred duty to hold the hands of writers like this and give them a pat on the head.
Oh, well I could have used this for them:
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If this person actually wants to please me for any reason, I would honestly suggest therapy. I'm sorry, but how am I supposed to react when a snuff author is like "o-oh b-but I'll be b-better next time uwu!!!!!111111!!" to me? This is like if someone was told they weren't the most abusive spouse in the world so they promised to beat their spouse harder next lime, like fucking what?
"Wow I promise to write garbage just to please you!" is not a remotely flattering thing to hear. It just made me laugh.
That's very simple: to be a bad writer in a way that comes across in fresh or interesting instead of just bad. I mentioned this a couple of times in my replies, that their content wasn't even adequate in the sense of it being 'so bad that it's good' it's just bad.
Oh wow, you can read emotion better than those you simp for. Congrats, I guess.
Bullshit emojis make excellent replies to bullshit people.
No, I look at something like that and know it will be a trainwreck. I just wish it would be a fun trainwreck. You don't really seem to get the concept of badfics.
It's not exactly anything mind-blowing to see why I wouldn't want to read a story that allegedly handles subjects like death or sexual violence seriously by someone who openly admits they get off on it (and just aren't a really good writer on top of that). That makes as much sense as dropping children off at a daycare run by a known pedophile. You know it's going to be bad because there is clear evidence as to why it would be.
This is also another "critique" you dont provide any solution to.
...Yeah, you really don't get the concept of a badfic. I commented on this because DTP hit a new low on the 'probably a troll' scale and like I said in my original comment: I hadn't seen such low-effort bait in a long time.
Man, "Be not shit at writing" just screams "Write the next fucking cultural landmark of perfection" doesn't it? The fact that you are so offended is a fucking riot, holy shit. That you felt the need to reply at all is amazing. I can't imagine having skin as thin as yours. Honestly, you're either underage (in which case you shouldn't be requesting porn) or just... incredibly stupid.
I'm not so detached from reality that I get off on kids or kids exploding. I'm deeply sorry that you'll never understand that the world is better off without people like you online, and that you also can't grasp the concept of bad writing is funny. Your hissy fit is just as bad as your username suggests, and if you're really that up your own ass about this, why don't you and DTP just block me, disable story ratings/comments, suck your thumbs, click your heels, and pretend everything is going to be okay?
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10631762
Pls guys
Debbie youre awesome bro but the man's got some points, my writing needs work
let me prove him wrong on my own I got this
10631826
Hey man, better to be a dick than two sick pedos who can’t admit to the fact that they belong nowhere “B-but doesn’t the show teach acceptance” you reach for, as though people like you should ever get any of that.
What a fucking retard you are, to invalidate everything you could ever possibly try and make a point out of there. As soon as you admitted that you and DTP have that kind of disconnect with reality, you made it extremely clear that you belong among the ranks of Flutterpony and every other user on the site who resorts to the same weak-ass wheel of screeching excuses to hide that they’re the worst kind of people under the guise of tolerance.
Fucking wow.
10631850
come on dude, can ya drop it? You're putting words in my mouth now, I never cited the show or repeated the "love and tolerance" matra, im just a guy who's trying to please people online with my writing and thought i was doing an okay job till you came along - you showed me i have some work to do, so can you give me a chance to prove that i can before saying im a mouthbreather who is hiding behind 2012 brony cringe morals?
10631989
Your simp is the one spouting it for you.
10631992
alright well im going to simultaneously tell you to stop shit talking my fan and to not clump me in with him
as a final "note" or whatever since i had disengaged since your last point before you dragged all this out of the mud, no, its not like asking for pet support from a dog kicker. fetish artists and performers, of ALL intensities and facets, pride themselves in separating such things from their everyday lives. if you have appreciated any mlp porn before, even from an artistic standpoint, you understand this concept - these people are not, in reality, people who want to have sex with horses or would ever think thats acceptable, and they would probably rather you not judge their personalities based on their artwork
tl;dr please critique and tear apart my writing all you want, but control yourself when it comes to policing what other people are allowed to enjoy, and stop trying to judge someone's character based on the things they write, especially if they make ample effort to separate themselves from it in actual discussions such as this
10632067
Keep telling yourself whatever helps you cope, dime-store Sade 🤷♂️
10632510
yes, m'am!
10632736
You’re free to get back to gargling horseradish at any time, sister