WARNING: THIS STORY HAS BEEN DEEMED AN OLD SHAME. IT DOES NOT REFLECT THE AUTHOR'S CURRENT WORK, AND IN FACT SUCKS ASS. FOR PRESERVATION PURPOSES IT WILL REMAIN.
For months on end, COVID has run rampant through the country, corrupting and desecrating life as we know it, never ceasing, never failing, fueled by collective stupidity and chaos.
So naturally it's the perfect time to go back to school. Happy travels, kids!
Death, sex, and violence tags are mostly for jokes.
This story sucks. I'm only keeping it up because other people seem to like it.
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Extremely topical, and extremely funny. Upvote and fave from me. Seriously, given that CoVID spreads in confined corridors, who thought sending kids back to school was a good idea?
Update; large numbers of schoolkids in Georgia have been forced to isolate after contracting CoVID at school.
I’m not reading this fanfic because it isn’t my kind of thing, but there’s a “young six” tag.
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It was young six, which is why I didn't find it at first.
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And the girl who blew the whistle was suspended. Though the school reversed it.
That's some guaranteed extra credit from Professor Pinkie.
Remember, this is the same medical system that needed several exams to diagnose Spike with "being a dragon."
It's not that Fluttershy's out of touch. She's just from a less anachronistic Equestria. These may actually be the Pony Life variants of the Student Six.
I would absolutely play this game. Darn humans with their freaky powers of barging in uninvited, ignoring uncounted rice, and uranium enrichment.
Not the Persona EG follow-up I expected, but not an unwelcome one.
Ah yes, Bold Futura, the skeleton brothers' little-known astrophysicist uncle.
This was... strange. But thoroughly enjoyable. Thank you for it.
I approve of the Robert Frost reference. Nice to know there's some students with class.
Wakanda salutes, but no creature did the Space Battleship Yamato salute? Booooo!
Teenagers these days don't know how to teenage. They don't even know their Douglas Adams and Monty Python and Terry Pratchett quotes or Newgrounds and YTMND memes.
All this drama over Fortnite's greedy little spat with Apple over micropayment methods. Kids these days will never know the joy of making their own idtech3 skins for Quake 3 (a real gamer's competitive arena).
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Thank God.
If cyberpunk77 gets cancelled I would rip my hair out. Lol
Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
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dont ever accuse me of not knowing Newgrounds, I've played every Henry Stickmin game.