Deery Me!
For the record, this was never a planned moment in Transcendent Forest’s life. Then again, nobody could have actually ever planned for a foreign nation to just suddenly appear in the ocean and start enveloping the world. Not on purpose, mind you. It just sorta… happened. You know, as you do.
Of course, there was the usual global panic, and in some respects, Transcendent mused humans and ponies weren’t all that different in any regard. Both were natural herd animals, and so that made the transition easier. A single person was a genius, as they said, but people as a whole were stupid. Of course, it began with the rioting that Invasion of the Body Snatchers was going on in real-time, but with miniature candy-colored flossy horses.
And then came the anti-pony groups, the ones who said changing into another species was against nature or God’s whims. Well, when the world died due to enough radiation to give Godzilla a heart attack ala Destroyah, well… Forest wouldn’t be mourning. The world had enough stupid as it was. He personally was just going to roll with the changes, as the old song went. That was fine. So, he went down to one of the centers in this little place called Jackson Hole and filled out the paperwork, as you do, and there you have it. He was now a deer.
That was cool with him, it offered some interesting opportunities. He was after all a Park Ranger, and this now meant he could actually talk with the animals and understand their woes. Win-win for all around, right? I mean, what’s wrong with being a deer? Apparently a lot, if you talked to some people like the Human Liberation Front. If you ever asked him, he would call them terrorists. Heroes did not firebomb schools now filled with young foals and fillies. They were no better than the KKK in his eyes.
And what you didn’t hear in the news was Celestia and Luna opening up the Royal Coffers, all to offer up potions to help humankind. No hidden agendas, nothing like the conspiracy theorists propagated. If anything, that was the stuff that you read about in tabloids. Which Forest knew took a special kind of stupid to read and believe.
Mind you, he did sorta have a sneaking suspicion that a certain draconequus -with a voice that sounded frighteningly similar to John DeLancie- enjoyed tabloids. He ate them up, literally I mean. It was hard not to get this impression when the guy was talking with Jimmy Fallon and barbecuing the stuff. So for the most part, it seemed Equestria was taking to Earth’s culture rather well, and the most heat Celestia got was being a bit too loose when it came to the money spent on saving it.
This was not to say it didn’t come with some drawbacks. Being a deer now meant you could get mauled by a bear for lunch or infected with Wasting Disease. But baby steps, everyone was still figuring things out as they came. Plus, there were a few more… unusual problems that liked to present themselves. I mean when some of the other nations got wind of Earth’s cultures well… there were a few teething troubles here and there. And the less said about the Yak, the better.
Forest did head about a friend of his getting a potion to turn himself into one, said something about getting on back to nature. Whatever that meant. Forest decided it was better off not knowing.
For now, he’d just enjoy things as they were. He was in Yellowstone Park, with his dream job and life went on as it always had been. Old Faithful still erupted, animals still humped in the undergrowth and there was that always present risk that a supervolcano would erupt and end all life as he knew it. Ah, fun times. He’d be in his cabin, probably building his boat and watching old Sam Elliot movies when that happened.
Forest really wasn’t a people person… or would that be pony pony now? Agh, no matter, you sorta got a general idea. He preferred the peace and quiet Yellowstone offered, and in some respects, he supposed becoming a deer was absolutely the perfect choice. He had a nephew who decided to become a gazelle, and there was absolutely nothing wrong with that. But a deer held a certain… majesty about them. I mean, why else were they often associated with elves in fiction? Or why else did Santa Claus decide to use them of all creatures to pull his sleigh?
Perhaps needless to say Transcendent was both surprised and amused when he discovered the Equestrian equivalents were deer themselves.
Now, the Veil. Wasn’t a big ass curtain like the name implied. That was just something snappy someone came up because they thought they were being clever. Or were just lazy. Either or, really. It wasn’t a wall. Firing artillery into it was just dumb. It was basically like firing a rocket at Chernobyl in hopes that the radiation would just ‘go away’. Forest knew there were some idiots who still thought dropping a nuke on it would deal with a whole lot of problems and not have long-lasting repercussions aside from causing a diplomatic nightmare.
Actually, Celestia seemed to be fairly understanding about the whole issue, even after some sniper tried to take a potshot at her students. She knew humanity would react in fear. In fact, after a certain Sunset Shimmer had accompanied her to the United Nations, she said she had actually been afraid of what ponykind would do when they met their first human. Huh, imagine that. Seemed the fear was mutual on both sides in those early days.
Now, I said Forest wasn’t a sociable type, but that didn’t mean he didn’t read the news. Actually, he was starting to get out more these days. Helped his best friend was now a pegasus meaning it was a lot easier for them to meet up now. Actually, a lot of the park rangers were now pegasi. Made it easier to patrol the park now. Might also, of course, have been down to the fact that a certain Rainbow Dash appeared on live TV and wowed everyone.
Now, back to being a deer. Forest had gained a newfound respect for the species after becoming one himself. He’d always known you should respect the deer, he wasn’t an idiot after all. But becoming a herd animal had increased the flight part of his flight instincts, and when a bear had charged after him a few weeks back? Everything changed. Running at 30 miles per hour with a top predator nipping at your heels definitely gave you a newfound respect for nature. And that wasn’t even getting into what happened when hooves met flesh. 110-150 pounds being slammed into a bear’s face? Yeah, it got off lucky. Forest hated to imagine what a deer like him could do to a hunter. And he hoped he never had to find out. It was like the crack of a whip, the speed. Far faster than a horse could ever hope to even imagine.
Now, he had one job as a park ranger. He knew better than most people Mother Nature could be terrifying in her splendor, and it was his job to protect both nature from people and the people from it. He’d never seen a bear maul a guy, nor did he ever want to. But when you had horns that could gore something, even something as big as a grizzly you felt more confident going out in the woodlands.
Another good reason to choose a deer as your new species of choice really. You didn’t mess with the deer. Forest had heard they had their own kind of magic back in Equestria, and that was an interesting enough prospect. He’d like to try and figure that out one day. But for now, he was just doing what life did, adapting. Humans were funny like that, he supposed. Despite all the bad things you could say about them when presented with a challenge they overcame it. Now Forest had no ideas about abandoning Earth just because some strange new energy that was sadly fatal to humans was about. He had been born here, he had every intention of dying here and maybe he would raise some kids here if he got lucky.
It was where his family was, and if he had to become a habitual nudist and lose a few fingers in the bargain, so what about it? It was frustrating at times, admittedly. Forest still had to prove he was still him just to keep from getting slammed with his own inheritance tax. Well, it seemed no matter what lawyers never really changed.
Funny that, really.
Okay, yes aside from his flight instincts becoming more predominant, some of his other instincts had changed as well. Now, he wasn’t going all brainwashed and worshipping some winged unicorn with a sun on her butt like a tattoo as certain idiots would have implied. No, he just found himself attracted to more equinish things. Like grazing, and rutting. Dear lord, that one was a scary prospect, but he’d learn to figure it out in time. He hadn’t survived 40 odd years on God’s good earth without figuring a few things out.
Actually, on religion, would you believe some ponies and other Equestrian species were converting? He knew some had gotten in debates with others over the various creation myths. And he knew at least one pony who had decided to become a part of Hinduism. That one would really throw the paranoids for a loop, Forest would imagine if they ever knew.
Okay, so maybe becoming a deer had some drawbacks, Forest would be the first to admit. Aside from becoming prey, he couldn’t work the hand saws and such as well anymore. That was disappointing. He’d have to look into one of those schools for the hooved that were quickly becoming a popular item. But any new thing would always have some negatives to go along with the positives.
Forest certainly wasn’t complaining. If this new life saved him, well then that was fine by him.
Mind you, he did like the new name. His old name was Steve, for the record. Quite hideously common. There were five Steves working in his area alone. Got quite confusing at times. He supposed even if the names sounded all fairy tale-like, it made some things easier. Least now when everyone said his name, they knew who they were talking about. Oh yeah, changing his name was definitely the right call. Some may have balked, yes, but who did he care? He had bigger issues to worry about than those who thought he was giving up everything that had once made him human. Did he forget to mention the dragons? Oh yeah, those were a new issue. Certainly made forest fires more of a risk nowadays, really.
Again, another change he had to adapt to really. But the dragons tried not to burn the whole national park to a crisp at any rate. He was fairly certain this Dragon Lord Lady or whatever really hated it when she got complaints about her kin burning down a whole timberland. Mind you, they made up for it when an actual wildfire broke out. Far easier to create controlled burns now. It was sheer irony really, fire breathing creatures now being a part of the firefighters. What Forest wouldn’t give to see a fully grown dragon with one of those little helmets in his lifetime.
But yeah, things were definitely changing and sure it was weird at times but a good kind of weird at any rate. It made a great story to tell his grandchildren really, the day the entire Earth went Equine. Would he have his old life back, if given the choice? Forest would have to say no. He was a deer now and sticking to it.
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Nice!
I like the over all way this guy sees everything and his reasons for being a deer. Imagine him and Soaring Mists would probably get along.
One thing to note though: if this is in the Not Just Ponies Verse, some crazies from the HLF did try to detonate Yellowstone but were stopped.
Good job!
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Eh, I had no real intent on placing it in either Alex Warhorn's 'verse, or your spin-off. It's sorta it's own thing really. More of an experiment, and a way to prove it is possible to do this idea without being an outright xenophobe. But glad you liked it all the same.
A nice simple take on life such as it is without overt browbeating like you get with both sides of the TCB.
And yes, i would like to see a dragon in the hat something awful.
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Like I said, they're not fooling anyone. But yeah, I wanted to provide a normal person's outlook on the whole scenario. Someone who sees both the benefits and the downsides.
Rarity, "Dears, I hate to say this, but ever since the other species' potions became available... I feels like every tribe, and species have turned themselves into a commercial, trying to convince the shrinking number of billions of humans to join their kind, even AFTER Celestia made crystal clear that nobody would be expected to change their citizenship just because they'd changed species."
Rainbow Dash, "Now that's just silly Rarity!... Gotta go, Cloudsdale is paying me a fortune to exposition what Pegasi can do at the conversion centers."
(AGAIN! There's is plenty of bloody drama and conflict and brutal 'gray and gray morality' too be had WITHOUT 'potion causes death of personality' and 'alien invasion'!)
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Exactly. Exactly, you hit the nail on the head there Alex. ...Were these people even watching the same show as us? There is plenty of drama to be had here, with people adapting to their new lives, racial politics and such.
(Also... Really Rainbow? Really?
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Finally! A story for me!
Not a bad story. Just wish I could write as I have one story set in a setting like this except it is set in the DC Universe and it is some very stupid nobles who are the real villains. Personally I enjoy the stories where all the xenophobia is called out or the tables get turned.
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Sure the Yellowstone Eruption would cause more immediate damage but......... if want a LOT more damage go for a Flood Basalt Eruption (which can last for CENTURIES similar to the Siberian Traps Eruption that wiped out 95 or 96% of ALL life during the Permian-Triassic Extinction.
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Agreed, I would like to see some more of this: Just Humans and Ponies (and others) trying to get along despite the unfortunate circumstances that is the 'Veil'.
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I don't mind writing something as a retort, but here's the problem. Apart from Alex Warhorn's universe, that's all there is anymore. The deconstruction and the anti stories. That's become the new norm. Humans VS Ponies? You can basically give them any old reason to fight one another by this point.
I appreciate the original idea in some aspects as it was a very daring way to tell a story, but all it's become nowadays is what you see because some people couldn't keep their hate boners in their pants.
We've had enough 'deconstructions' -and I say that in a very loose way-, time to rebuild the universe into a more... agreeable setting eh?
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Am I not right about this?
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I agree with you at least.
While I've more or less been turned off to Conversion Bureaus in general, I can sympathize with your reasoning.
Also, I blame Chatoyance. I blame her so much.
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...I think we all do, really.
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You seem to both be experts on TCB, so can you direct me to all TCB stories prior to Chatoyance's first TCB story? I have Blaze's unfinished original story, but everything between this and The Chatoverse is a huge blank.
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I... I honestly don't think there are any stories between the two. Or if there are, I haven't heard of them. There was Blaze, and then there was Chatoyance.
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There were some, I believe. I could be wrong in saying so, but I think Chatoyance helped it to 'flourish,' for better or worse. (Mainly worse.) There used to be a TCB master thread on Equestria Daily. Alternatively, there's probably a grouping for it here on Fimfic.
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There's several groups, but I don't have any interest in peering inside.
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Nor I.
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There are, somewhere. Equestria Daily ran This article praising TCB writers in March of 2012 which states that there were several writers for TCB, but Chatoyance didn't write her first TCB story until four months after the article. What I keep getting form people who don't like The Chatoverse is a rephrasing that Chatoyance ruined TCB, but everyone who has said that can't point to what TCB was before.
One thing that has been clear was that Chatoyance introduced the expanding barrier scenario whereas in the original and all stories prior, the portal to Equestria was static and did not block anyone from moving through it. In Blaze's story humans could walk right into Equestria. However, you chose to keep the expanding barrier scenario while at the same time focusing on a character who didn't really care nor was emotionally effected by it. To be honest, I am confused to what I as the reader am supposed to take from the combination of these choices. Were you just not aware that the expanding barrier scenario was not a requirement for TCB stories?
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What I'm basically doing is taking the more controversial elements, such as the ponies being outright xenophobes and the Human Liberation Front being 'heroes' and applying a more realistic touch to them. The Human Libertation Front, if you looked at them from any angle? They're terrorists, plain and simple.
The ponies being holier than thou xenophobic uber elves? Completely unrealistic and quite laughable actually. It's a defilement of canon really. This is what would really happen.
The barrier thing? That's just a holdover.
Now, focusing on a character who isn't really affected by it? I wanted to give a new perspective on this, someone who takes neither side and wants to just go on with his life, take the good and the bad. Someone objectively neutral.
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Yes, the HLF are terrorists, their literary purpose was to provide tension to move the plot along. In the past few minutes, I started reading Blaze's original TCB, and suddenly what you said about ponies being holier-than-thou made sense, but the reason is very interesting. It would seem that Blaze is/was an environmentalist and coded environmentalists as ponies.
Here is the key line from the early part of his story, "The ways humans have destroyed the world around them, through pollution, greed and unhealthy living conditions, have led the humans to realize the error of their ways, but it had been too late." When he put words in Twilight Sparkle's mouth as she addressed converts to be, he wrote her as passive aggressive to just plain aggressive, because he was writing as somebody who was already stressed out over this situation in the real world.
You are right, that the way he wrote these characters was completely out of character and unprofessional. It's clear to me now that Blaze wrote TCB with a combination of anger against the part of the world he didn't like while also writing a wish fulfillment transformation fantasy into a world he wanted, which is judgmental to say the least, however, the TCB stories I read focus on the wish fulfillment transformation fantasy without such blatant anger toward the world. Almost immediately after Blaze's story, TCB has since come to encompass any transformation story where a logical reason for transformation into an Equestrian species is given. If you want to revitalize interest in transformation stories that give a reason for the transformation, I would love that, but I do want to ask you to write what you want to write and not get caught up on the idea of fixing other writers' mistakes, because doing that just makes you feel like no matter what you do, you can't escape the fact that something wrong happened. (This I say from experience in trying to have done so elsenet)
This is my first TCB reading. Must say I liked it. A pity knowing much of the rest would focus on all the potential negativity surrounding the concept, though I'm not surprised.