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I like cheese... And cake. Mmm... Cheese-cake.

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Discord and Pinkie Pie both realise that the MLP fandom has a lot of unanswered questions about the universe the show is in. So they started producing a show to answer the life mysteries their world has to offer.

“Remember, this is all in fun, no need for real facts to be in the story!”

“Comment below what questions you have, and the author will get to them as soon as possible!”

...Pinkie, Discord, just... Please stop being in the description.

Grumble mumble tumble fumble dumbbell Well you’re no fun.”

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 50 )

Pinkie, do your parents pay the Cakes to let you live there? Are you planning on taking over Sugarcube Corner, robbing the twins of their inheritance?

Disqord, why have you not told Fluttershy about your wife or your son? Oh, and your son's godmother wants to remind you to stay away and go bother some other Captain if you are feeling bored.

Pinkie, do you love Cheese Sandwich, or do you just consider him a friend?

Discord, do you have access to the afterlife? If so, are you able to talk to Sombra there?

If Cozy's plans would have worked, would Discord have disappeared?
(or just describe what would have happened to some of the major locations)

I have a few questions for you.
Pinkie, how do you afford all the parties you make?
Discord, what is your favorite chaos thing you do?
And for both of you, what is your favorite song?

Question: Will Chrysalis make a return in the season finale? If so, will she have a change of heart, or same old, same old?

Pinkie, why are you so random, it bugs me and I need answers, badly. Like, my mind doesn't fit every question of how you do the most random thing, and are you sure you're an earth pony.

Discord, how did you come to exist? Was Grogar the reason of you're existence? After all, he is the king of monsters. If not, who are your parents, and are there more draconqui?

A story comprised of headcanons? Count me in!

I’m curious at what the unknown parts of Equestria are.... does that count?

Flaming is shaming.

And nobody has time for that.

~Giggle~

Pinkie : Question. Why Does Twilight Never Visit Her Old Canterlot Friends?

Discord : Question. Are You Simply All Powerful Or All Knowing?

How does Rarity afford all that fabric for her dresses?

I seriously just made an account for the purpose of asking this question. What is wrong with me?

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*Sips soda*

*Reads comment*

*Spit takes*

....Which episode are Discord’s supposed wife and son in?

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Star Trek: Voyager
(It's why I spelt it Disqord, not Discord, and mentioned Captains, as in Janeway and Picard)

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*Sighs in relief*

Oh, phew, Star Trek nerd stuff. Had me worried for a second.

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I am a Trekkie, a Brony, a Furry, a Whovian. I also grew up watching '80s & early '90s cartoons, PBS, Nickelodeon, and Disney Channel. As well as CBS, ABC, NBC, and UPN. And a good lot of Jeopardy! and other game shows.

It's why my cutie mark is a trivia book. ;)

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Any Kim Possible or House Of Mouse?

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Both of those were on Disney Channel back in the day. I was a teen when those were on the air. I was a kid when Wuzzles were on.
I still have my Eleroo plushie, somewhere (put away while sorting and cleaning)

T o d e mo nst ra t e Pi nk i e be n t th e p a ge.

That must’ve taken forever to write. In the story, I mean.

So, Discord, what’s it like to live in a realm of pure chaos?

Hmm... How old is Pinkie? I know Discord is older than the Sisters, no questions there. But Pinkie... I don't know, really.
Also, how long is it from Ponyville to Canterlot? Cause when Pinkie was on the train to Canterlot, guarding MMMMM, it's an overnight trip. But most of the time, it's about 2 or 3 hours.

Thanks for the answers,
Scoping Landscape
P.S. Careful, there is a knife and a cupcake in the mail.

I must ask if a pony friend of mine has chaos powers, as he is quite random. Although he is much more cynical than others, I suppose.

Dear Pinkie and Discord, sorry about not using 'dear' in the last letter, normally I don't write letters. I got a few more questions and not all of them are about you Discord so don't worry.
Question 1. Discord what are your relations to Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, Rarity and Fluttershy?
Question 2. Who was the strongest villain you ever faced?
Question 3. Discord I know you are my favourite so sorry if this offends you but why was Twilight so willing to forgive you to trade all of the alicorns magic to save you as well?

Dear Pink Pony and Discord,
Pinkie, if you could only choose one pony as your best friend, who would it be?

Discord, are you in love with Fluttershy? By the way, you should take her out to dinner if you do.

Thanks,
Silver Shadows

Dear Pinkie: Why do Twilight and Sunset sound so alike when they sing? Why does Rarity sound like Adagio when she sings? And why do you sometimes sound like Silver Spoon when you sing?

Dear Disqord: Now that I got that crazy reaction out of you, let us see if this will cause another. When will you confess to Fluttershy that you love her?

Dear Pinkie: Do you prefer your yellow dress or your blue dress?

Dear Disqord: Alright, here is finally an easy question for you: Why haven't you let Fluttershy know what it's like to be a tree? (Since you can be anything you want, you must know what it's like to be everything.)

Dear Discord and Pinkie pie,

Did you two ever tried to time travel to the future? (To Pinkie pie and Discord)


((To Discord)) have you ever pulled a great prank on Sunbutt?

Dear Discord and Pinkie,
Why do ponies have doorknobs?
Thanks

Seeing me referred to as ‘Totally Awkward Brony’ unironically made my day.

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:pinkiehappy: (Insert Discord Sly Grin Emote Here)

Discord, back during Starlight Glimmer's time travelling shenanigans, what happened to you in all of the timelines we didn't see you in?

Dear dears (and not dear deers), if 10000 would represent Celestia's power level, what would all the other [beasts/unicorns/Alicorns/draconequus/changeling/Angel bunny/artifacts] power levels be?
Thanks, also, here's two cookies. 🍪 🍪

Dear Pinkie Pie and Discord (again),
I love your show! Here are a few questions for you guys though.
Discord, hypothetically speaking, if Fluttershy asked you out, would you go? Again, this is merely hypothetical.
Also, Discord, why is there an app named Discord? Did you have something to do with it?

Pinkie, how in EQUESTRIA are you able to tell Maud’s emotions? I SWEAR she keeps a straight face ALL THE TIME.
Also, you and Discord should have a pranking contest. It would be interesting to hear.

From,
Silver Shadows Again

Dear Totally Not Q and Pinkie:
Has Twilight ever tired to bring technology from the human world into equestria?
Thanks

I love using Professor Plum.

Dear Discord and Pinkie Pie, what’s your favorite board game.

Dear Discord, are you responsible for the mess that was the Netherlands suddenly airing every remaining episode of the series with no warning?

deer discrod an pinky,

dis is gud shoe but i hav kwestshon: how is fowly formd? how mair get pragnent?

tanks

krixwell, 6 and a haf yeers

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Dear Discord and Pinkie, do grammatical mistakes make you mad?

Pinkie Pie, do you have any knowledge of your past generation's self?

Does Rainbow Dash get along with her G3 self?

How often does Discord run into trolls online?

Pinkie Pie, are you related to Surprise? She's one of the Wonderbolts, btw. Not your many-times-great-grandmare who went on some crazy adventures.

Disqord, do you prefer coffee or tea?

I'm kind of disappointed this is ending so soon.

Aww man. It was nice while it lasted though.

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Well, I could always right A Stupid Sequel, but yeah, I guess it was short. I was gonna spell out ‘RULEZ’ next, but ‘DISCORD’ is quite enough, wouldn’t you agree?

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... I didn't even notice you were spelling Discord until just now.

Of course Discord majored in trolling.

Over? Over?

Over.

Over ...

Over?!

Over.

(Hmm, this works better in voice than in text)

Dear Frazzle,
Eyy, I see you found a spot for the guaraná reference! :twilightsmile: Now you've got me wondering how Twilight feels about the eyeball fruit. (when she isn't cruelly ignoring it) :twilightoops:

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Let’s just say that the Plunder Seeds gave her a good deal of respect for strange plants, and that eyeball fruit is something she tries to steer clear of. :twilightblush:

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