Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 3
By TDR
Endor Girls,
Part four
[Elsewhere in town.]
“What even are these readings?”
“Bark!”
“No they're not false, something is weird going on here, look at this graph every year about this time something goes haywire and the bandwidth on this one particular signal shoots up over seventy three percent. This year it shot up one hundred and twenty percent and now it's at a stead six hundred percent above normal.”
“Woof.”
“I double checked all the instruments Rahs, and there's nothing on any of the other wave lengths. A few of the sensors I've placed outside of town don't show half of this, so the energy has to be coming from the city.”
“Bork.”
“Language.”
A knock on the door interrupted any further conversation. The door swung open and a little purple and green dog ran in barking and yipping.
“Crap did I forget to feed Spike again?”
“Bork!” Rahs stated.
“Language.” The figure at the door chuckled looking around the mad scientists lab and to the purple haired girl in the lab coat mulling over several computers and notebooks full of readings. The little dog bounced around her feet, while perched on top of a hat rack was a large dark blue raven with amber eyes.
“No respect, nyaaah.” Rahs mimicked from Jabber Jaw.
“BARK” offered Spike loudly.
“Bark” Rahs offered back.
“Oh great they started again.”Twilight sighed as the pair started barking at each other the raven going so far as to add fancy sounding barks and throwing out a meow every so often. ”Did you need something Shiny, I'm kind of busy. That signal I've been tracking is back and stronger than ever.”
“Yeah... I think you should go outside for a moment.” Shining Armor stated rather flatly.
“I can't now my research...”
“Trust me Twili... go outside.” Shining practically ordered.
“Run, get to dah choppah!!” Rahs sang hopping off the coat rack and flying out the door past Shining with Spike running after him barking.
“Fiiiiiiine, but this better be important.” Twilight frowned.
[Back at the portal]
“Well so much for being subtle” Shining Armor sighed gesturing up to the massive dragon. “This may be more of a problem than we wanted. There's no way the thief doesn't see this.”
“To be fair she was tackled into the portal, so she knew we were after her any way.” Spike stated.
“RAHS GET DOWN HERE I AM NOT GOING TO YELL EVERY TIME I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!” Twilight screamed out at the towering dragon.
“Well that wasn't very subtle either.” Spike offered as Shining slapped his forehead with his hand marveling how much less it hurt than a face hoof.
The massive blue dragon lowered it's head to ground level, Rahs' skull still like a building towering over them, his amber eye easily bigger than odd new forms they had.
“Awoo?” Rahs asked curiously.
“Yeah it's Shining and Twilight and no I don't know what they're called.” Spike growled. “ And I'm a dog again.”
“Bork?”
“Shining already did that joke and no I am still a guy!” Spike growled.
“This makes no sense why is he an adult dragon of this size, the only dragons I've heard of being this big are Bleu and her sons.” Twilight frowned.
“Wait, I'm gonna get that big?” Spike asked looking up in more awe.
“After a few thousand years sure.” Twilight shrugged.
“It's been a few minutes... where are the guard?” Shining frowned.” The response can't be this slow here.”
Copper and Flatfoot stared out the window of their police cruiser, parked on the corner of Derby road and Nokota drive watching the goings on in the city.
Flatfoot was three days from retirement and Copper's wife just had a baby, so neither were feeling particularly heroic at the moment as neither wanted to become a trope.
“That's a dragon.” Copper stated taking a sip of his coffee.
“ Yup.” Flatfoot agreed taking another bite of his doughnut, plain cake with a hazelnut spread, Doughnut Joe is a genius.
“Should we call it in?” Copper asked.
“Probably. Everyone's panicking in the streets.” Flatfoot responded pointing to the crowd outside running away from the towering dragon screaming about Godzilla or something.
“I can see that. Looks like a football riot around here.” Copper offered.
“Yep. I see that rich guy Jet Set down there smashing the windows on his own shop.” Flatfoot pointed out.
“Huh, yeah he is. I wonder why.” Copper responded.
“Probably insurance fraud, he did that last riot too. Any way call it in, let the national guard deal with it.” Flatfoot offered gruffly. “This is above my pay grade and every year almost something weird happens over there.”
“Yeah I remember the elephant stampede last year.”Copper added. “Really weird how they all were running around stealing cheese and trying to burrow into buildings. It got really weird when they all took off like a shot from that house cat.”
“Pfft that's nothing, couple years before that we had about four grizzly bears who thought they were squirrels.” Flatfoot snorted.
“Huh missed that one. Any way calling it in.” Copper stated picking up the radio.
“Well I do have some good news. I've got some magic” Twilight offered.” Rahs must be acting like a battery, though that's going to cause so many problems when we go back.”
“Yeah I can feel it to now that I'm thinking about it , but how do you cast without a horn?” Shining Armor considered.
“ WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!” shouted a voice.
The group looked over to see a tall woman in a yellow jacket with purple pants storming up to them out of the building they were in front of, her hair flowed out behind her in blues greens and pinks, her white skin seeming some how purer white than Shining's.
She also looked pissed.
“Celestia?” Twilight blinked as the woman came to a stop before them glaring at all four in turn. Despite there being a dragon and a well armored knight all of them tried to avoid their gaze. She waved a small white rectangle at them that had a familiar sun emblem on the back, though they could hear some one elses voice coming from it.
“Principal Celestia I told you not to go out side and investigate yourself, the department just wants you to look out the window... and you're outside already... great...” the rectangle muttered.
“What is this!?” Principal Celestia demanded again waving her free hand to gesture at everything.” It's bad enough I've got a near riot in my school, now this!?”
“ Ummm” Shining Armor offered, not having expected another Celestia.
“Errrr” Twilight offered in the same boat as her brother.
“Woof.” Rahs added drawing Celestia's attention to him.
“Yes, right a play.... this is a theater production.” Shining nodded simply going along with the suggestion as he had no other ideas.
“Errr yeah, it is, we're just actors....” Twilight added.
“This is never gonna work.” Spike muttered drawing Celestia's gaze to the talking dog.
“You expect me to believe that the giant dragon taking up the front lawn of my school is an actor?” Celestia glared. “How!?”
“An actor?” the rectangle questioned.
“Ummm, magic?” Twilight offered.
Celestia glared. “Then why is he barking like a dog?”
“Sound system error?” Shining offered.
“Yeah, that's pretty weird.” The rectangle added.
“You expect me to believe, that the two of you plus a talking dog and a giant dragon, that is casting a shadow over most of the school mind you, are actors with special effects and stage hands?” Celestia demanded. ”I want the truth!”
“Well okay. “ Twilight muttered. “ We're actually from another dimension accessed through a magic mirror connected to the back of this statue. We came through chasing a thief that stole my crown, which is really a super powerful artifact of harmony. The thief came from this world . My brothers chased her through and nearly caught her, but she got over here and escaped with the crown. I think she might have been from our world originally due to how she used magic and had no issues running around on her hooves, because the primary race on my side of the portal are ponies. Granted only Shining Armor here and I are ponies, my brother Spike there is a dog here but a dragon on the other side of the portal and the large dragon is Rahs who's a dog cat hybrid called a moon dog who's race was created by the goddess of the moon to patrol dreams and eat the chaos infecting the nightmares ponies have. Some how I pulled him into my world when I was little and now we're here.”
The tall woman stared at the four of them.
The Sparkle siblings stared back.
“So … Actors...” The rectangle stated.
“Right. A theater event. I'm going to cut the funding from the arts department to pay for the side walk and you can explain that to your teacher. “ Celestia shuddered before putting the phone back up to her ear and turning on her heel marching right back towards the building. “Did you get that officer?”
“Yes, much less paperwork this way. Special effects.” the rectangle stated agreeing far too quickly.
“Good now if you'll excuse me I need to see if Apple Annie's is open and clear out their ice cream cakes.” Celestia stated as she reentered the building.
“We should have asked her if she knew who the thief was.” Spike added.
“Damn it.” Shining and Twilight cursed.
“Wuff.” Rahs grinned as he called them out on their swearing.
REVENGE
I kinda hope this arc doesn't stretch out for too long, humans instead of ponies just makes it so much more dull that I can't help but skim through this in about 2 minutes while feeling like I've not missed out on a single thing...
Is a personal opinion though, I'm sure someone finds it interesting.
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I agree. I really didn't like the first movie. The sooner we get to the cute and apologetic Shimmy, the better.
So... we have three sirens, along with a supposedly a dragon god of some kind, plus a mad scientist Twilight coming to the same place. Looks like we’re going to sum up all three Eqs-girls movies in one go.
I wonder what would Applejack transform into if she goes through the portal? Gozi-Jack?
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Dragon lance Draconian
So.....
What are the bets on Sunset Shimmer joining one of the adult Sparkles harems?
Ok I like the police in this town there like giant dragon nope getting told the truth ok let's take a obvious unbelievable lie as it's less paperwork
Ah, good old fashioned ponyville shenanigans. Gotta appreciate how the authorities know how to deal with Tuesdays, no matter the frequency.
I wonder how long it'll take for Sunset to realize the best thing she can do is just give the crown back and ask for begones to be gone
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I hope it's Twiggles', I'm a sucker for SunLight
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Sorry to say this arc might go on for a few more chapters at least, but when it's done i'll have a few chapters of pony epilogue before starting season 4 and i have no plans to ever come back to the human world for any length of time.
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YAY!
So, the first three movies are going to collide together to form a picture of glorious chaos or crash together to form a bonfire of what just happen.
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Pretty sure Discord is watching thru a portal mirror or something eating popcorn.
Well that was just rude. What did Canterlot High's theater department ever do to Rahs?
i cant wait for Twilight Sparkle, Rah, Spike and Shining Armor meet Twilight Sparkle, Rah, Spike and Shining Armor to see their reactions
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Up until his girls come through.
I just don't get people's animosity against the EQG world, I rather enjoy when stories do that
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Pretty sure he's been doing that since the first story
Celestia does not get paid enough for this .
And that's number 3. All we need is for gaia everfree and/or the geodes to pop up and we can wrap all 4 EQG movies up in one go.
So the passage of time between the two worlds is different except when the portal is open
So Sci-Rahs is a talking, barking, meowing bird... I am perfectly okay with this
Ehhh, it might be
These guys are so chill
I have to
Yes, yes you should have
Wanna know what I realized while reading this chapter... there are eight Sparkle sibling in this world right now, and all of them might be in the same location soon
Love that Sci-Twi's Rahs is a raven. That's so perfect! Also, love that Principal Celestia and the police officer just accept 'theater stunt' because the alternative is too much paperwork.
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So summing all the movies up at once? Sweet, that's gonna be fun! ...and I have the sudden mental image of Sunset ascending and - if she's anything like Justice3442's MAD-verse Sunset - having her portfolio read "Bitches (not dogs)".
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fairly certain that rahs has got that one covered what with his bringing over some magic
a awesome chapter.
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Or get a comically large plunger and start plunging that dragon back through the portal...
Okay, so I was wrong- Rahs’ counterpart is not a newt. At least the cops here know about Tuesday.
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I bet this was happening on the Crystal Empire side of the mirror.
Crystal Empire Storage Room
Luna: "So let me get this straight, sister. This situation is, yet again, all your fault.
Celestia: "Luna—"
Cadance: "No Auntie, she's right. You seriously need to stop manipulating people."
*all walls to the storage room implode as every single divine being remaining in the Crystal Empire barges in with couches of various sizes, popcorn buckets and popcorn makers from different parts of the planet, and in the case of Discord a 144 Jumbotrons (linked together in a 16:9 grid), magical wall power outlets, and a full suite of A/V cables*
Discord: "Did anyone remember to bring my throne?"
*Bleu is last to arrive, dragging both her couch and Discord's throne on top of it*
Discord: "Perfect!"
Celestia: "Discord—"
Terrible: "Had nothing to do with this gathering."
Karma: "We three felt—"
Murphy: "—saw—"
Karma: "—the young goddess—"
Murphy: "—along with her brothers—"
Karma: "—leave this dimension—"
Murphy: "—their threads disappear from our tapestry."
Karma: "Can I be mysterious, just once in your immortal life!"
Murphy: "I don't know, can you?"
Terrible: "You walked right into that one Karma."
Celestia: "So you three called Discord."
Ascepius: "I did. I did not want to missssss the sssssshow."
White: "No you certainly do not. Especially not the part where—"
All Gods: "NO SPOILERS."
*Bleu sets up Discord's throne*
Bleu: "Discord, what is that throne made out of?"
Discord: "A black hole."
Luna: "…I picked a bad week to stop making moonshine."
Chrysalis: "Cadie, I saved you a seat next to me!"
Cadance: "Fine, since we're not going to get anymore work done."
Celestia: "Discord—"
Discord (as he adjusts White's bunny ears): "In a minute, my dear Sunbutt. Getting a broadcast signal from across dimensional planes is not an easy trick."
*the screens flick on and display three bipedal creatures, one very large dragon, and a small dog all in front of a comparatively small building*
*the face of every single divine being falls to concern as soon as they recognize the tallest one with cotton candy hair*
*no one speaks for a long moment*
Luna: "Sister."
Celestia: "…"
Luna: "That's you."
Celestia: "…"
White: "…yes! It finally happened!"
Bleu: "What finally happened?"
White: "I have no idea what is going to happen next! I'm finally going to be surprised!"
Discord (all color draining from him… literally): "Oh no…"
*the fates checked their web and see it's pulled extremely taunt*
Cadance: "It's a reflected parallel universe…"
*Chrysalis turns white as the implications of that sinks in for her*
Bleu: "What does that mean?"
Cadance: "…there's 8 of them in one place…"
Bleu: "…"
Luna: "…I shall fetch Doctor Choppy immediately."
Quothe the moon dog "Nevermore"
Smartest. Cops. Ever.
Great, 8 Sparkle siblings in one spot, and the Sirens are going to be there as well. The destruction wrought is going to be epic, even by Sparkle standards.
I just realise one thing. Does Rahs still retain his magic eater ability? If so, this will be the show to determine who is the biggest magic eater of the multiverse. On one side, we have Moon Dog-turn-dragon, and then we have three sirens and Sci-Twi with her magic absorbent gizmo.
oh... oh dear... sunset shimmer, what have you done? you have doomed that world... many much shenanigans will happen...
That happened differently than I thought it was going to. Then to, most everything in this series does.
It's quite lucky that Rahs didn't destroy the portal when he touched it.
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Bahaha
So, Shimmy Shims not only has all three Sparkles on her ass, but one of them is a freaking kaiju, there is no way subtlety is playing a role at all in this, thus removing the one hope she had, that she knows how to make use of this worlds social structure better, and on top of that, Rahszilla is summoning all the random 'evils' that Dickswirl shoved through the mirror because he couldn't be arsed to deal with them himself. Fun times.
Ah, and seems we are getting Sci-Twi involved as well, just going to take care of all the movies at once it seems. Now, can she actually understand her Spike... or Rahs... or is she just projecting her thoughts onto him?
Every year? So, time differential confirmed?
That makes even LESS sense for how the hell there would be duplicates of ponies living now. Assuming about 16-ish for Sci-Twi, that would mean she was born, by Equestria's reckoning, something around five hundred years before Twilight was born.
Saw that one coming. Might as well call her puppy Rahs this time.
Huh......
Ah, two puppies. Why not?
Okay...... that I did not see coming........
Yeah... I could totally see any Twilight getting so wrapped up in trying to piece together what he instruments are telling her, trying to solve the riddle... she misses the multi-ton alien stomping right by her window.
True, but also means she needs to take some time to find a clean pair of pants before she can do anything else.
Yeah, also this... Shiny.... it's your sister..... at what point do you think 'subtle' was EVER on the table?
Hehehehe... yeah.. about that......
Yes Spike, that is what matters. Though, will he be able to alter his size like Bleu?
Likely also getting a fresh pair of uniform pants on. Or saying fuck this, and letting someone else deal with the kaiju.
Ah, we have some smart ones then. Yeeeaaaahhhhh, you might want to do something safer right now, like try to bust up a multinational crime ring backed by high ranking politicians from multiple countries.
Yeah, some traits are just universal.
Yeah, called it. "Not my problem".
Okay....... what the hell is going on with that portal? Does it just connect to different universes every year? OR is Shimmy Shims doing something?
Or is it just a case of the mirror being kept somewhere that random vermin could slip in on accident?
Wait wait wait wait........... if the mirror was in the Empire...... how the fuck did Sunset use it? Or did it get moved there to take advantage of the Null Rooms?
Huh, well dragon, you kind of need magic to make physics sit down and shut up long enough for him to exist and not crush himself under his own weight.
Hi Tina! Just get Sunset out here and this will all go away.
Do you think she's incompetent enough to buy all three of them are transfer students?
I should buuut well.... saving that for is she buys that.
Also, of course that's the first thing Rahs comes up with.
"It's a comedy, that part of the joke?"
Props on not buying that one, now.. lets see if she doesn't buy the truth either. Someone get Pinkie Pie, she's bizarre enough she can understand it and maybe convince the rest.
And you know, I can't even be mad at you story, cause this doesn't count as more Celestia bashing.... Tina really is that freaking incompetent. At least in the first movie. So...... have Rahszilla wait outside to grab Bacon Hair if she makes a run for it, while the other three sweep the building?
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Got it in one The mice turned into Pachyderms and the squirrels that got in were bears.
The mirror started in Canterlot but when Celestia heard about the null rooms it and some other things were shipped to the Empire. granted Celestia is also sending standard supplies along with these items as a payment for renting the storage rooms....
Yup smartest cops i ever saw
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GAH! (Intense clicking of the like button) I shall click as fast as I must to glitch more than one like to you, Sir! My training against Canary Mary in the Banjo-Kazooie games shall see me to victory! (clicking INTENSIFIES!!!!)
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I don't get the ending.
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Never mind.
Prepares duel disk, lightsaber, whip, flying delorian, master ball containing a copy of Arceus, infinicube, and enough supplies to make a doomsday prepper blush.
I give up... Even Pinkie Pie is making more sense...
Celestia is PRICELESS
Powerlevels are bullshit...
I remember those two lol. Nice job with how you recycled the joke. I mean it, really nice. It's not easy to recycle a joke and have it still be funny.
Classic ♡
Definitivly a classic ♤
When the truth is to insane to be belived
Celestia either want nothing to do with the truth or wants to belive the lie. Both end in the same result.