Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 3
By TDR
Endor Girls,
Part five
“Excuse me I'm looking for a mar... um, a girl with a red and yellow man, I mean hairdo with orange... skin. Have you seen any one like that?” Twilight asked.
The blue haired girl stopped, who had the same mane color as her brother tapped her cheek with one of the wiggly things at the end of her palm, Twilight really wished she studied minotaur anatomy more, and shrugged.
She adjusted her purple glasses and made a number of odd movements with her hands that left Twilight blinking.
“I have no idea what that was.” Twilight stated flatly.
Vinyl simply smiled, shrugged again, gave the odd girl a thumbs up and walked off.
“Well no luck there.” Spike muttered from her feet. “You'd think some one would know her.”
“I dunno, we only assumed she came to the closest building to the portal , she could be half way across this bizarre world by now.” Twilight grumbled.
“So what happens if we can't find it?”” Spike asked sounding worried.
“We go back, I work out a way to bring more magic here next time design an Element tracking spell and come back in thirty years, and that's if I can't figure out a way to force the portal to open longer and stay open longer, it was built by StarSwirl the Bearded and I finished one of his spells I should be able to figure out an artifact he designed before thirty years passes.” Twilight stated simply.
“Maybe we can figure out why I'm a dog too.” Spike grumbled. ”And stop that if we come here again.”
[Earlier]
As is the natural order of things Twilight's venturing into the school with just Spike started as an argument.
Shining had wanted to leave Twilight here to watch the gate and go off looking for the thief on his own.
Spike stated that he should go looking, as no one would suspect the dog of being a spy.
Twilight countered saying she should go because she actually knew what the thief looked like having got the best look at her, aside from Rahs.
Rahs suggested he tear the roof off the building and they could watch for her to scurry out.
The others all glared at him until he pouted and complained he never got to do anything fun with this dragon form.
He was promptly ignored as the argument continued.
In the end it was still Rahs who offered the best decision, because jokes aside, a fifty story dragon was going to win an argument.
Shining Armor was not even remotely dressed like any one else who had been wandering around pointing and staring at them. He was the second most conspicuous of them.
He and Rahs could guard the portal while Spike and Twilight went to look for the thief.
After all if something happened to Twilight, it wasn't as if Rahs couldn't get her out.
Spike suggested Rahs sniff out the magic of the crown and Rahs pointed out he couldn't as it would be like smelling your own breath with him. The Element of Magic didn't have any flavor, nor did it have a smell he could detect. He did say he caught a few whiffs of very faint magic in the air , but nearly everything was over powered by the scent of lemon the portal gave off
With no real direction to go Twilight had ventured into the aforementioned school to start the search.
Twilight had been hunting for about an hour now asking any one she could about the red and yellow haired,'girl' as she found the mares were were called.
While some knew of her, most either didn't know where she was or tried to warn her away from looking for the girl. Clearly this girl had a rep.
Twilight had also gotten a name from one of them.
Sunset Shimmer.
Still she hadn't seen hide nor hair of the girl however, she did find out that she was here some where.
Spike had been the one to point out that something was going on down one of the side halls. A group of the students had moved quickly away from the hall , though a number of others had moved towards it , trying to act nonchalant as they moved in to watch what was happening.
“What do you mean you took it!?” an angry sounding voice shouted.
“Well, I mean it was there in the fish tank like a decoration, but I didn't recall putting it there and it was messing up the pH balance of Mister Fish's tank and I recognized it as being the Fall Formal crown so I gave it back to Principal Celestia.” Said a soft voice.
“Because I hid it there. It was there for ten minutes at best!?” the loud voice growled. ”How could you manage to fuck up losing my crown that quickly!”
“It's not your crown.” the timid voice stated.
“What?!” the louder voice growled.
Twilight poked her head around the corner as Spike did the same, taking note of a yellow skinned girl with long pink hair clutching a notebook covered in pink butterflies cowering before another girl.
Looming over her and clearly pissed off, as she slammed her fist into the locker right by the pink maned girls head was a yellow and red haired girl with orange skin.
Twilight narrowed her eyes and moved around the corner approaching.
“Excuse me.. are you Sunset Shimmer?” Twilight asked.
The orange haired girl glanced at her before glaring back at the pink haired girl.
“Piss off, this doesn't concern you." Sunset snarled.
“Oh I think it does...”Twilight snapped. “Thief.”
Sunset looked back at Twilight who had already closed the distance and managed to utter one more word.
“Shit...”
Twilight Sparkle was not a warrior. She was in a different world, with little access to her magic, and even what little she did have, she didn't know how to use.
However Twilight was a quick study. She watched the creatures of the world as she was asking questions, learning mannerisms, and picking things up on how they moved and used hands to gesture and do everything. She wasn't a fan of the soft wiggly things despite understanding how they could be useful. She preferred her hooves.
However she did learn that if you pulled the four long wiggly parts back to touch the palm, and folded the thicker, oddly bent, wiggly bit over them, it form a fairly firm equivalent of a hoof.
This is what met Sunset Shimmer's face at high speed.
“ Seriously?” Spike sighed. “ And I thought Rainbow Dash was punchy.”
The impact knocked the orange haired girl away from the pink one and threw Twilight off balance as she wasn't used to this sort of movement.
Sunset recovered quickly enough and whirled on the other girl lashing out with a blow of her own which knocked Twilight down to all fours.
This was a better position for Twilight who then lunged forward ramming her head into Sunset's belly like she was trying to gore some one with a horn she didn't have at the moment.
Sunset crashed down to the ground the air knocked out of her and Twilight pounced, wailing on her.
Now as said Twilight was in a unfamiliar body, was away from her magic, and despite urgeings from her brothers, still hadn't learned to fight.
Sunset Shimmer knew how to fight, was familiar with her body, and had some actual guard training before coming to this world.
Twilight however was a literal goddess, and while magic might not be much here, the rest of her portfolios were quite fine and despite some nasty blows from Sunset, they were barely phasing the angry former alicorn.
Spike biting at Sunset's ankles didn't help matters for the thief either.
Those watching were some what disappointed to see that the two hot girls hadn't gone full on cat fight with tearing of clothes and such and were wailing on each other properly, which was almost as entertaining.
Still despite looking evenly matched this fight had a forgone conclusion.
In the end it was little surprise when both of them were grabbed by their shirt collars and yanked to their feet by a furious Vice Principal Luna.
“You two are coming with me.” Her voice boomed in a tone that would have given normal people nightmares.
The pink haired girl cringed as the pair were dragged away while protesting and still trading the occasional off balanced blow.
“Well that went about as well as expected.” Spike sighed. “She really needs more therapy.”
“You can talk?” The pink haired girl softly gasped.
“What dogs can't talk here? That's speciest.” Spike muttered.
“Oh sorry, I don't know any dogs that can talk at all.” the pink haired girl offered.
“Oh... umm, woof?”
You know....not even surprised by this. Twilight is much more prone to aggressive actions in this so her just straight up punching Sunset then after a bit proceeding to wail on her is logical. Secondly Spike blowing his cover as a normal dog. The reasoning for that is that he is used to talking around others. The simple fact that in the movie he didn't blow his cover until Twilight was going to explain whom she really was didn't make sense as Spike has never had to not talk around others before this point. On another note more related to this fic he is also a Sparkle and subtlety/stealth come to them about as well as being quiet during a party comes to Pinkie Pie.
Woof indeed
ok spike take a message to Rahs found her fetch.
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yea I think after this all done with, the government going to nuke the portal or build massvie complex around it to keep ponys and other thing form going thought
I'm honestly finding this hilarious. Specially as the big friggin dragon in the courtyard ruins any remote thought of keeping this in the down low for any party involved. Taking Spike helps too.
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And yet... no ones really done anything about him.
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To be fair, do what? Sure, it's a big honking dragon... That's only sitting there hurting no one. And occasionally barking. Sure, you could try and do something, or you could just wait until it seems he's REALLY not going away and try to lure him away with Scooby Snacks or something.
Either that or see if you can pull an interview/dragon tour. I bet he'll be an instant success with the children and metal crew.
Bonus points if EQG Shinning's called and has to deal with his armoured counterpart
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Fetch who? He doesn't know what she looks like.
So EQG Flutters is going to have to ask Rahs to bail Twilight out? I suspect the Drama Dog is going to be insufferably happy about this.
Meanwhile In The Crystal Empire
Discord flipped an American Dime into the air.
Discord: “This dime shines with an inspirational power.”
Discord caught said dime.
Discord: “Its hard taught lessons tell me I can beat you.”
He wound up for a pitch.
Discord: “TAKE THIS!”
Discord pitched the dime at Starswirl’s Mirror Portal.
Discord: “HIS WHIT, HIS BRAWN, AND ALL OF HIS WISDOM!”
The dime accelerated into a beam of intense magical light.
Discord: “LUCKY NUMBER ONE DIME!”
The dime bounced harmlessly off the mirror portal before settling on the floor. Chrysalis arched an eyebrow at the god of chaos.
Discord: “Well, that settles it. We’re doomed.”
Chrysalis: “You threw a coin at the mirror. What did you expect it to do? Magically seal the portal inside itself for the next 30 years?”
Discord: “Noooooo. I hoped the most powerful magical artifact in all of fictional existence would shatter the mirror into an impossible to reassemble jigsaw puzzle and thus cut this universe off from the multiversal Armageddon.”
Cadance (reading Shining’s copy of Crisis on Infinite Equestrias): “Not that it would have mattered anyways.”
Discord: “Oh really? And what, pray tell, does the God of Changeling food see that I, the omnipotent Lord of Chaos, don’t.”
Cadance (still reading Shining’s Copy of Crisis on Infinite Equestrias): ”You’re assuming there aren’t more portals linking our two worlds.”
Spike has such a talent for fucking it up.
I'm still calling twilight just simply saying do you want a dragon to tear off the roof
Hi Vinyl.
Oh Twilight. If Sunset were to try that, by now she’d STILL be in the line for the TSA checkpoint.
I love this plan! It has my full support!
Oh Sunset… that’s the absolute worst wrong answer
For that exact reason.
This chapter was loads of fun!
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LUCKY NUMBER ONE DIME!
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Query: What can the 50 story, flying, fire breathing dragon do?
Answer: Anything it wants.
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sunset shimmer.
Principle Celestia: Can you prove this crown belong to you?
Goddess Twilight: I came in with a talking dog and a fifty-foot tall dragon on your front yard. And I have a Royal Guard (technically Shinny was a Captain of the Royal Guard) with me. You do the math.
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Problem is, Spike was left with Pinkie so is not with Twilight, the dragon is 'attrezzo' and 'special effects' so there is no chance
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I believe Spike is left with Fluttershy, and Celestia already seen her companions so there should be no problem with that. Moreover, she would want this shit to leave her school as promptly as possible. Once she notice the Fall Formal crown was not made of plastic.
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Even if it's with Fluttershy, is not there, and Celestia managed to see Rahs and Shining but is more easy to believe it's attrezzo that magical beings from a portal in front of your school. And while it's true she could notice that the crown is not plastic, they first need to check it or want to check it.
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Softly speaking pink haired girl. That's Fluttershy.
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True, I read many chapters of fics at the same time, so I got a little confused...
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Thnx!
Now that I expected.
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As I said, Rahs doesn't know what she looks like. He could absolutely tear the roof off the school (if physics worked that way and wouldn't kill everyone with falling debris and collapsing ceilings) and abduct a teenager (hopefully the correct one) from school never to be seen again, but that might have ramifications.
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First and formost it would be boring to write it out that simple
So, up to eight Sparkle Siblings all together, authorities have officially nopped the fuck out of dealing with this.... the reason this is tackling all the EQG plots is because that world is blowing up before they are done, isn't it?
Oh,. Hi Vinyl!
Also why do I get the feeling Twilight has tried "Hello fellow not-a-pony, this is a glorious day to be going about perfectly normal lives like a normal member of our species!"
Well, she's got things well planned out. Yeah, Shimmy.... just give up.
Why do i have the feeling if they tried to tweak things to keep him a dragon, he'd just end up coming through as Spikey the Big Purple Dog instead?
Such is the way of all such matters among siblings.
Twilight and Spike have the best points, do gotta admit that.
NVM, My vote's for plan RIP AND TEAR!
Maybe we can find a nice pagoda for him to smash before they leave.
Well, unless it's with a 50 story ape, we;ll see how that argument plays out later this year.
If things start blowing up, Rahs will just smash down a few walls.
So, does Starswirl's magic just taste like lemon, due to him being such a sour puss?
Was going to ask who they now knew it was a school, buuut Tina did give them enough info they would easily be able to infer that.
So if we are jumping back to her asking Vinyl, why not ask for Sunset?
You expect Fluttershy to NOT notice something odd in the fish tank? Yeah.... even without being in panic mode you are not the best at planning ahead Sunset.
Ahem........ WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!????????
Sorry left over issues with the base plot, just.. so much of that makes no damn sense.
Go Fluttershy!
Yeah, this Twilight is not going to play along with any random BS, she's going right for the throat.
"This is my last pair of clean underwear."
Very true.... she's more a bruiser. Not much skill, just enough raw power and pure rage that it doesn't really matter.
Of course one of this Twi's first priorities was finding the best way to use her new form to beat her enemies into line.
Only because Twilight is usually more 'zappy' then 'punchy', but limited options here.
Not planned, just instinct, destroy that which dares to face her! She forgot no horn for a moment.
Granted I was more expecting a kick.
Even if Sunset is a demigoddess, that would just give her a fighting chance BEFORE the ascension. This Twilight is just going to wail on you till you stop moving.
Pffft, good doggy!
Given one of them is Shimmy Shims... I can't blame them for being disappointed.
Yeah, saw that one coming. Still, given this Twilight isn't playing along with the BS, and has a freaking kaiju parked out front, should be not as hard to...... oh right..... Lucy is the idiot who got fooled by a LITERAL 'cut and paste' photo alteration. Yeah........
nice try Spike.
And yeah, story does seem to kind of meander a bit, and taking time to do things despite the quick set up.... buuut it's all fun and given a likely lack of follow up... just have fun.
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Ducktales! WoooOOooo!
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Very well. OK, YOU TWO! HE SAID THE THING!
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Like the natural one that links the Everfree to a deserted island?
What a mess... Were is Shining Armor?
Edit: Nevermind i missed him playing guard...
Seriously... The Elements of Harmony are sentient as far i know... Why would it even give Sunset Shimmer anything but a hard pass...
Anyway... Powerlevels are bullshit
I know Gods can regrow bodyparts or spawn fully new... But what is their healing factor on minor wounds?
What does Thursdays have to do with this?
Twilight should go for the kneecaps, every race has it as weakpoints.
This incident will get Area 51 Jimmy wiggeling for a new addition.
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Everything? But since it Canterlot high maybe its more of a Friday?