Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 3
By TDR
Nightmare Night Special.
[Ponyville, Golden Oaks library, three days after the release of Discord, Spring]
“Rahs could you hand me that book of Starswirl's spells Celestia sent me?”
“Woof?” Rahs asked picking up a tome curiously.
“Yeah she said Starswirl had a uncompleted spell in that one, I'm rather curious as to what it is.” Twilight offered.
“Probably something that screws up ponies cutie marks or something.” Spike offered.
“Spike, don't be rude.”Twilight scoffed.
“I'm not, we've got a host of gods that met the guy and every one of them called him some variation of 'an egotistical jerk who only got by because he was lucky half the time'.” Spike sighed. “Notice how Celestia and Luna won't even talk about him?”
“ I'm sure there's a good reason for...... do any of you hear a pipe organ?”Twilight asked.
Music started playing from no definable source.
Two snaps filled the air and Discord appeared dressed in a striped dress suit with a black tie. He also sported slicked back mane and a pencil thin mustache.
More organ music played and another two snaps dropped Twilight in a sheer black dress that hugged her form her face done up in make up to make her look rather pale.
Another riff and a pair of snaps and Spike was dressed in a black and white striped shirt , black shorts and had dark circles around his eyes like he hadn't slept.
Another pair of snaps had Rahs' hair burst out until he was a large mound of hair with no features. Discord then put a small top hat on him.
Another pair of snaps had Rahs' raccoon Blakeney dressed in a black dress with a black wig and twin pigtails that both ended in little nooses.
A final pair of snaps turned the library into a spider web laden Nightmare Night looking haunted house.
Discord flitted around the room singing as the music continued.
“They're creepy and their kooky,
mysterious and spooky,
they're all together ooky,
the Sparkle family.”
Discord spun up a wall and put a rose between his teeth some how still singing.
"Their house is a atheneum ,
where people come to see um,
they really are a scream,
the Sparkle family."
The music continued as Discord hopped around the room adding another pair of snaps.
Shining Armor appeared again looking around confused. He was bald and dressed in a black fat suit that made him look like a hoof ball.
“Neat.”
Another pair of snaps and Chrysalis was there dressed in a large suit that puffed her out making her look like a Frankenstein's monster.
“Sweet.”
“ Two more snaps had Cadence appear suddenly dressed in a raggedy old shaw with ragged gray hair and a host of wrinkles.
“Petite.”
The group stared at the prancing Discord who ignored the glares.
“So get a witch's shawl on.
a broom stick as you can crawl on.
we're gonna pay a call on.
the Sparkle family.”
There were a number of further snaps as well as a few odd noises here and there in time to the music before Discord vanished leaving everything changed as it was.
After a few moments of staring after Discord every one spoke at once.
“What?” Spike blinked.
“The Buck?” Cadence demanded.
“Where's my mane?” Shining questioned.
“I've going to kill him.” Chrysalis hissed.
“I am starting to regret letting him loose.” Twilight sighed.
“IT'S THE START OF SPRING YOU DAFT CHEW TOY!”
But which one is Pubert
most o fmy great idea i get while i am in shower, for rp idea story idea this one is great.
For those of you who somehow don’t know the song and reference,
ROFL Rahs is amazing
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That's from the movie. We are on the tv series.
Spike can rival Pinkie on being Ponyville's Seer.
I usually hate holiday special chapters... You see an update notification, and you just start getting excited for the continuation of the story, only to be disappointed...
But I love the Addams Family, so yeah, this was funny.
Oh that’s good, I’ve been actually watching the original Addams Family TV series on Amazon throughout October leading up to Halloween.
Lost a great opportunity for Twiggles to go and show Big Mac how great she looks in that dress
Ok I get shining and cadence but why is chrissy there? Wait you dressed her as the butler lol nice one so I get spokes pudsly the raccoons Wednesday rahas as cousin it shining as fester chrissy as lurch but who's mortica Gomez and I forgot the old ladys name but that's cadence
It's too late to turn him into stone again? Raise your hoof with a "Aye"
Discord: Gomez Addams
Twilight: Morticia Addams
Spike: Pugsley Addams
Blankeney: Wednesday Addams
Rahs: Cousin Itt
Shining: Uncle Fester
Cadance: Grandma Addams
Chrysalis: Lurch
The only member of the family missing is Thing.
And I know just how to add him.
That said, I was in stitches for this entire chapter. XD
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What makes you think she didn’t after looking at herself in the mirror.
That exactly what everyone in Australia says well except for the chew toy bit
OMC i grew up watching reruns of The Addams Family i love this chapter.
That was a good one! The Addams family is a classic!
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He is a fungus after all, he’s likely got an achievement for being easily forgotten.
That fits so well with Discord. Can easily see him pulling this...though I must wonder if he actually does want to be part of Equestria's most chaotic family, seeing as he made himself Gomez and Twilight Morticia.
The Adams family doo doo
yes... and the tend to plug up the drain...
Alright, what ya got for Spoopytime now story?
oookay, odd timing.....
Story... what are you doing? Twilight... what are you about to break?
Now you are just teasing us!
............................. Okay, bit too on the nose and getting close to the line for coming off more mocking then affectionate now story.
.....
Well.....
They are not wrong.
YAY!!!!!!!!!
Wait... wait.. story..... your not..... are you?
YES ALL THE YES!!!!!!!!
Wow, you got Rahs to shout a full sentence AND insult in Ponish.... good going Discord.
Also, this was bucking hilarious! Though feel bad for Cadance getting cast as granny.
I feel like the song discord sung was a play on “The Adams’s family”
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Really? What tipped you off, genius?
So TDR, I dearly love that show and theme.
I am seriously debating weather or not to get enough non-nuclear ordinance* to level Mt. Everest to sea level, twice, with ordinance spare to do the same to K9 once.
Or finding you and giving you a hundred USD.
*I know your in Equestria, that‘s why I specified non-nuclear, I don‘t what to know how radiation and magic mix.
This has to be the best opening, yet.
Somewere in the multiverse its Halloween today ♡
At least Discord cares enough for them to make harmless pranks
Apparently it was a slow Tuesday
Nice filler