Endor Girls, Part six
Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 3
By TDR
Endor Girls,
Part six
[Vice Principal Luna's office.]
Twilight should be mortified, in another life she probably would have been stricken dumb to be sitting where she was now, in the office of a scholastic disciplinarian. She might even be stuck in a logic loop about getting sent back to magical kindergarten.
In this time and place however, thanks to Rahs' answer to bullies, and her own disapproval of the school system at home, she spent more time in places like this than any one would have ever guessed for such a scholarly mare. As such neither she, nor Sunset, seemed all that impressed with Vice Principal Luna's angry rant, aside from being surprised at how long Luna could go without taking a breath.
The vice Principal had a very neat and orderly office with mostly darker wood furniture with most of the colors in muted purples and dark blues. There was also a cabinet full of mugs and another with little coffee cup things of multiple flavors and at least two devices on one counter called Keurigs.
“What were you two thinking?!?” Luna summarized, finally breathing.
“Don't look at me, she hit me first.” Sunset pointed out. “I'm the victim here.”
“Miss Shimmer I believe that like I believe my sister controls the moon.” Luna growled.
“Sun.” Twilight corrected.
“What?”
“She controls the sun, not the moon, though to be technical if we only count here, since you're vice principal and she's principal and Luna is another name for moon and she's higher ranked then you she does control the moon.” Twilight explained.
Sunset snorted in amusement at that, as Luna looked completely confused, then angry.”How dare you speak to me that way. You're going to spend the rest of the school year in detention for this if I don't suspend you outright.”
“Why would I care, I'm not a student here.” Twilight stated flatly making Luna loose her rant again.
“What!? Then why are you trespassing on school property, and picking fights!?!” Luna demanded.
“She stole something from me and I was about to beat it out of her when you interrupted.” Twilight stated flatly.
“Pfft yeah right, you weren't even close to beating anything but your own face in with my fists.” Sunset snarked.
“Really wanna try again then, and see how you do?” Twilight growled.
“Oh bring it, I'll wipe the floor with you now that you can't sucker punch me!” Sunset snarled.
“SHUT UP!!” Luna bellowed knocking both of them out of their chairs to crash on the floor blown back from her voice.
Luna waited for the two to get back up clearly fuming.
It was at that point that Twilight noticed a couple of award on the wall. Both of them made Twilight flinch. One was a picture of Luna kneeling over what appeared to be a dead bear with a large bow of some kind. There was a plaque under it granting her first place in a hunting contest of some sort.
The second one made her want to fling her chair into a wall, or into Sunset. It was a picture of a large ax with a cap and gown and a graduation certificate framed under it.
“Fine.. what exactly did she steal then?” Luna frowned.
“I didn't steal...”
“I DID NOT ASK YOU, MISS SHIMMER.” Luna snapped.
“A crown. It's gold, about this big.” Twilight moved her hands apart. “It has nine blue gems along the main band, a starburst patterned red gem as the main center piece above the band with connecting filigree. The girl I found Sunset yelling at said she turned it over to the Principal.”
“And why didn't you go to the police with this theft?” Luna narrowed her eyes.
“The what?” Twilight blinked.
“She means the guard, idiot.” Sunset rolled her eyes.
“Oh, well look at it this way, there's a giant dragon outside that's been there for at least an hour and I've not seen hide nor hair of any sort of 'police'.” Twilight explained. “Why would I think they could help with catching a thief?”
Luna sighed rubbing her temples.
[Outside.]
Detective Shining Armor sighed as he drove down the road in his car, the police detective's blue light mounted atop of the car's roof flashing as he made his way through traffic taking note of the after math of the panic that had gripped the streets.
People around here were a flighty lot. Of course word about it being a student theatrical performance had calmed down the town as word of it spread almost as fast as the panic had.
He lifted a hand to wave at officers Flatfoot and Copper as he passed, the pair of them were taking a statement from Jet Set and clearly unamused by it.
Because he was the youngest detective on the force he often got the jobs no one else wanted to deal with. Hence why he was driving towards Canterlot high and the massive dragon sitting on the property. Despite dispatch being told it was actors and special effects, there were enough calls and panic that they needed to at least make an attempt to investigate, hence why Detective Armor was being sent.
“You need to go faster the readings are getting stronger!” His sister shouted from the back seat hunched over her laptop.
Of course this meant that his baby sister and her pets had to tag along or he never would have heard the end of it, or worse, she would have gone any way by herself.
“Engage ludicrous speed!!” Rahs ordered.
“I'm not going to go blazing through town just to get some where faster when there's not an emergency, it's dangerous with this much traffic.” Detective Armor sighed.
“Please, you have the blue lights out already.”Twilight pleaded.
“You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.” Rahs called excitedly.
“No.” Detective Armor stated.
“Awww.” Twilight pouted
“MEDIOCRE!!” Rahs cawed.
“Bark!” Spike agreed.
Emperor Shining Armor was not in the slightest bit thrilled to be standing guard at the portal.
It wasn't just that his little sister and baby brother were running around in an unknown world trying to find a thief of unknown power and skill, who managed to steal the Element of magic from under the noses of an entire force of Guards, Gods, and his siblings themselves. It wasn't even that a large crowd had gathered and he needed to stay on guard to make sure none of them messed with the portal.
No, what annoyed him right now was Rahs was hamming it up for the cameras and the little glowing rectangles every creature here seemed to have.
Even worse was when the ones with the cameras found out he was responding to them taking pictures.
“YES, NOW SHOW ME FIERCE!! YES, YES, GOOD, GOOD, WORK DE MAGICS YOU GREAT BEAST!!” One of them hollered taking a good hundred or more pictures of Rahs posing.
Distracted as he was with the people, it can be forgiven that he missed the little corgi that slipped behind him and into the portal.
“Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash. Look look!” Fluttershy squeed as she ran up on a chromatic haired blue skinned girl who was bouncing a ball on her knee in the gym.
Dash blinked and looked back, somewhat surprised to see Fluttershy show up after what the quiet mare had said about her. Of course seeing the rather put out looking dog clutched in her arms had it all make sense.
“I've seen a mutt before, what do you want?” Dash snapped going back to her ball.
“Wow, rude much monkey?” Spike snorted.
Dash blinked and looked back again.”What did you say?”
“You heard me, first I get dog napped by this girl, then she runs me across the school to show someone, and then that monkey insults me by calling me a mutt. Clearly she thinks you're important for some reason if she wanted to show you something and you blow her off.” Spike snapped. “ Jerk monkey is more like it.”
“Hey! What do you know, you....,you... talking dog?” Dash blinked, her brain catching up with her.
“I know you're Rainbow Dash, you and Fluttershy here probably came from some place call Cloudsdale or whatever this worlds equivalent is before you moved into this town. You're the sporty type, where she likes animals, and you probably have a lot of dreams about flying.” Spike lists.
“Wah...” Dash blinked.
“He knew about Angel Bunny as soon as I told him my name.” Fluttershy added.
“Somethings don't change. Any way you're also friends with some one named Applejack who's a farmer, Rarity, who likes sewing and fashion, and a Pinkie Pie, who can't exactly be described.” Spike listed.
“What.. I mean no, why would I care what those bastards think of me.” Dash snorts.
“Did they dress up as a super hero to screw with you?” Spike asked.
“What? No that would be stupid, they just betrayed some of my secrets and blew me off....” Dash stated before slapping her forehead with a hand. “ I'm arguing with a dog.”
“Dragon.” Spike corrected.
“What?” Dash and Shy asked.
“I'm a dragon.... okay look, that's not the important bit, a girl named Sunset Shimmer stole something from my sister, and, as is her style lately, rather than simply confront the thief with laws and facts she blind sided her and decked her.” Spike stated.
“Wow... I'd like to have seen that. What kind of dog is she that she could smack that harpy around?” Dash pondered.
“She's not a dog, she's one of … what ever you guys are, any way Vice Principal Luna snatched them both up and drug them off somewhere. Fluttershy says to her office, but I came up with an idea upon finding out that this world has equivalents of things from my world. “
“Wait, your world?” Fluttershy asked.
“Ha good one. Alien talking dogs.... what, are you here to probe our cows?” dash cackled.
“No those are the Grays, King Kaz asked them to stop doing that no matter how many of the cows seemed to like it. I'm from another dimension too, not outer space. You guys are like a mirror verse of weird bipedal things.” Spike explained.
“And I'm expected to believe that?” Dash snorted.
“Wow, just as stubborn here. Look I'm a talking dog, and there's a massive dragon outside!” Spike stated.
“Yeah well, while I don't get you, cause Fluttershy doesn't do pranks, the dragon outside is just the theater nerds doing something. It's a fake like with lights or stage illusions or something.” Dash waved off.
“Illusions don't smash the sidewalk and knock over a big … box cylinder wagon thingy on the road.” Spike shouted.
“Errr... I was wondering why the cement mixer had fallen over.” Dash frowned.
“Okay look, I don't know if this is gonna help, but I need to get you two, Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie together. I've got a bad feeling about this and I want to hedge my bets.” Spike stated. “ Where are the others?”
[ The Crystal Empire. ]
In a way Celestia was quite happy that she didn't have to explain anything. She had just been starting to explain when everything exploded.
Granted she was less happy with the glare she was getting from Cadence as half of the crystal palace was now rubble.
Paying for the damages was going to eat into her cake budget something fierce.
To be fair however Celestia never did figure out what had happened to the previous god of dragons before Bleu, she and Luna were always at odds with him, as were many of the other gods, as Forgescale had a tendency to enjoy meat rather than gems.
And if that meat could plead for it's life and scream as he ate it, so much the better.
It seemed Starswirl had not been bragging when he stated he defeated Forgescale.
Pity.
The gargantuan red dragon standing in the remains of half the crystal palace roaring into the night and lighting the sky on fire with his breath was proof the old coot wasn't all talk and rudeness.
Forgescale, the Dragon God of volcanoes, pain, strength, and dragons had returned to Equss.
Princess Celestia smiled.
This was going to be fun.
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The Dragon God of Volcanoes!? That sounds badass!
wow... at this rate the crystal empire will be nothing more then a smoking crater fifteen miles wide and ten miles deep
So which of those are his primary portfolios, and which are secondary?
Oh my good lord, my stomach hurts from laughing at this.
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Okay, I think Forgescale is going to be a bit sore after this is over. Three Alicorns, Chrysalis, Bleu, Discord, and whatever other gods are still around is going to be tough.
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so I'm guessing you know who the king kaz is?
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Not a clue, it's the entire (unknown) story behind that one line that has me laughing.
They've gone plaid
This bird has good taste
Photo Finish, everybody
Saw that coming
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It's like 40% of the national budget, you'll be fine
Are we going to get another entry in the dictionary under "annihilated"?
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King Kaz is the minotaur god. He's been referenced a few times over the course of the story and appeared in the Crystal empire arc.
Figures that since as a raven Sci-Rahs couldn’t attend school or go to the theater that he’d become a big fan of watching movies at home.
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One could fit more than a few of those into the Yellowstone Caldera…
Why can i see a shining armor getting a nosebleed after hearing about cadence and chrysalis also rahs reaction to dragorahs gonna be amazing
A valid hypothesis indeed.
That's my boy Spike! Always thinking ahead with plan.
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Oh no. The old red colored Dragon God returning is clearly a matter for Bleu to deal with herself.
The battle between those two shall be highly entertaining.
AND HERE COMES THE MATCHING LEATHER AND PURSE OUTFIT!!!!
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Probably gonna get his butt whooped so bad he'll scream "F*CK THIS SH*T, I'M OUT!", turn around and go BACK into the portal to return to being an immortal corgi, grumble-whinging about uppity alicorns and usurping dragon gods while his 'owner' happily pats his doggo who came back after being a naughty pupper for running away for a bit.
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don't forgot the dragon scale rug, dragon scale pieces added onto the armor for a don't fuck with me look and a couple other things OH she might even redecorate half the castle including her room
So....
Another Celestial Ex?
It's not like Celestia is alone, Bleu is not going to let her throne alone, and there is Luna and Cadence, that is 4 gods vs one, five if we count Discord that he could be busy with Popcorn preparing the price to the best inter-dimensional chaos group
I call celestia blowing off steam by decking a ex dragon god while luna gets DR CHOOPY ready for some unauthorized surgery
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How can the Surgery be unauthorized? A princess has clearly allowed it to happen.
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I don't know if it'll be a battle, but I can imagine he won't be walking for at least a millennium once she's done with him.
Omae wa ma ZA WARUDO oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora! Shinderu.
No fucks given Twiggles' best Twiggles
Luna at least seems to recognize that trying to solve things like they were at school won't solve shit, that's good. And Rhas hamming it up is so fun that I can't even
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Because choppys doctorate degree is in architectural engineering not medical fields
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Dont forget she cab just call over to shiny and rahas and ask them to come to the window as sunset gets detained by them both
I wonder if after the massive Godly beatdown Forgescale is gonna get if they can force him to give up his Portfolio's to the other Sparkle Siblings. Volcano's and Dragons for for Spike and Strength and Pain for Shining Armor
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Nah, sounds like he's just a dick to everyone, like Garble mixed with Deathwing.
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Anyone even remotely familiar with jewelry could tell you that it certainly doesn't belong to the school. That thing is probably worth more than the entire building and the land it's on combined, let alone in the budget for the annual school pageant.
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Lol you tagged the wrong guy there
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He also has a PhD in Education IIRC
Evacuate the City! Hide everyone underground!
Oh... so thats where the corgi went....
oh my wiat till him and bleu meetup who think those two will be ship togeather
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Yup which as I was saying means any surgery he does even with the princesses saying it's ok is still a unauthorized one by a medical official standpoint
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UNLESS either princess is a licensed medical official :V
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Ok now that would be funny to find out
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defendant fun times ahead Princess Celestia gets lay put a smack down on a dragon
Anyone else expecting Forgescale to just nod politely, fly off, find something massive and meaty to kill and eat, and then land in a volcano to soak? Just to remind himself that 'yes, I am a dragon.' And also be very urbane and polite this time, regardless of what his movie personality was.
Every time I read the chapter titles, all I can think of is Minecraft, even if the words aren't spelled the same.
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With how Celestia's grinning, I fully expect the surrounding mountain range to be heavily edited as those two get in a full on, drag-down by the hair, crotch kicking, diving ladder bash over the head from the top rope illegal move, bar fight of ages... Question then becomes how many teeth she'll have left once she's done beating the absolute tar out of that overgrown suitcase.
(Pretty sure Discord will provide the ladder and top rope for Celestia to jump off from)
To Quote Sun butt in a earlier chapter Anyone else want to Fuck with the Sun
EQG!Rahs does have good taste.
Vice Luna unleashing the RCV was hilarious
Well, he's either former on some of those or is at least sharing one of them
Been looking for an outlet have we
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No, it sounds more like it's someone Celestia and Luna really dislike due to him enjoying eating living, and pleading, sapient beings
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I don't.
Since I believe that Bleu will not agree with his old hobby of eating people alive... and the fact that she's the god of dragons these day probably won't sit well with Forge
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Sapient, not Sentient. Sentient things are those with awareness and feelings. Sapient are things that are capable of complex thought and are able to reason. Most of the Animals Rahs eats are Sentient but are not Sapient due to not being able to speak. and not having many complex thought.
Dammit Starswirl...
Also looking forward to Detective Armor meeting Captain Armor. The other Sparkles, too, but I think those two will actually hit it off.