Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 3
By TDR
Too Many Moon Pies
Epilogue
The scene opens with a flying view of Ponyville in black and white.
As the pan over continues music starts playing.
"The story you have read is true, expect for the parts owned by Hasbro and what was made up for laughs. The names and faces were changed to protect the innocent, but everyone got upset and made me put them back."
"The swarm of Pinkie Pies was dealt with by an angry mob wielding medical suppressor rings, bits of mithril, and invites to a 'fun party' at Fluttershy's. No pony asked Twilight Sparkle why such things worked, they just accepted it. It was safer that way."
"Twilight Sparkle was again awarded the key to the city for her actions. Mayor Mare had long ago simply commissioned a bunch of key shaped gemstones, magical doodads, and book marks. It was cheaper in the long run than the big keys, plus the Sparkles were running out of places to put the keys any way. She still had some of the regular keys however just in case some pony else managed to do something impressive on a Tuesday. She had also managed to get the award ceremony down to five minutes, unless Rahs was getting a key then he some how managed to make it last at least ten despite every pony trying to speed it up."
"Rahs Sparkle recovered, ate a whole bunch of food, then locked himself in his room and slept for the next 22 hours. This was normal for him though so no one batted an eye."
"Spike Sparkle was considerably freaked out, though after an explanation from his sister, he chocked it up to Tuesday in Ponyville and pretended it never happened."
"The Apple family recovered and continued on to finish building their spare barn."
"The barn lasted all of a week before a whale and a pot of petunias fell from the sky and crushed it."
"The whale recovered and was returned to the sea VIA the duck pond."
"The pot of petunia's was eaten as a snack by Applebloom."
"Applejack returned home to her family and refused to speak about the events beyond informing the others that it was dealt with and was just Pinkie being Pinkie. She also spent a large number of bits adding non magical sound proofing to her brothers room, much to Big Mac's embarrassment."
"Rarity whined about the damage to her shop nearly non stop for three days."
"Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo did not appear in this chapter."
"Rainbow Dash returned to her training at the Wonderbolts Academy and deflected any questions asked about her week off."
"Hundreds of Pinkie Pie clones died horribly in town."
"Scores of Pinkie Pie clones died far less horribly at Fluttershy's house."
"Fluttershy's animals were stuck outside for several days, during which point some of them simply returned to the wild."
"Mr. Bobcat vanished for a week."
"Angel Bunny denied any direct involvement."
"Fluttershy emerged from her home and spent the next few days drying everything out, explaining nothing to any one who asked."
"No one was dumb enough to ask."
"The Real Pinkie Pie was eventually found, having gone to visit her family at the rock farm. She was forced to reveal the entrance of the Mirror Pool, which was promptly sealed by Twilight Sparkle. She was also charged with causing a Tuesday event, forming a mob, starting a riot, and being a bad pony. She was put on the Black List for two weeks and told very firmly not to do it again."
"Discord had a grand time."
The music plays again as the scene fades.
And many readers were laughing hysterically.
Very high reference density this chapter
Well congratulations discord you managed to do something for someone without intentionally making the thing do three forward moving back flips before hand standing on the sky
At this point, I wonder if there is any insurance company dare enough to stay in Ponyville.
Hence, the reason why the town was covered in water clone instead of tree sap.
I don't doubt it, 'cause me too.
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“Oh, no, not again.”
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See, I never watched it, but I have a huge collection of the radio shows. Which of course still include the sponsor breaks by Fatima Cigarettes (best of all long cigarettes)
I smell a cover up... Fluttershy purposely put water everywhere to make everyone think that the Pinkie clones exploded while she have them in a secret basement
Lol that was funny
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https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xu02w?start=714
lol Discord storytelling the chapter (due to red text)
now just gonna wait for the chapter of what really happened.... which most likely gonna be just as funny...... if there are any
Well looks like Fluttershy had a good time out if this
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Sadly this was what really happened.
So did we
a grate story ark comes to a end.
Water water everywhere, but not a pinky to drink
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Ooooh, the original television series! I was looking for that on YouTube, but all that kept coming up was the movie.
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So we should be expecting an army of Pinkie Pies sometime in the future to be Chekhov'd?
Wow Discord, really? This is all the fun.
So none of it?
They've learned.
Drama Dog gotta ham it up.
Can we just call them Moon Cats at this point?
"The Petunias were quoted as saying 'oh no, not again.' before dying from fall related injuries."
Why waste good food?
..... How kinky IS Fluttershy? Or, was it just general death by snu-snu?
He just swung his foot through the air, it's not his fault the dumb cat was where he was kicking.
And that is what truly matters.
Fun, quick take on the events.... yehah having that much magic eating material and cat-dogs around makes this sort of thing not very big a deal, unless you want to preserve your image of Fluttershy. Fun bit was fun
fun
fun
funfunfunfunfufunfunfun!
Think of the horrors that would ensue if Pinkie got her hooves on a Meseeks Box.
Wait. I just realized something. Spike and Torch are half brothers. That's a crazy implication. If I'm remembering correctly anyway. I wonder if they'll have a test of strength against eachother? With spike's link to twilight and the magic, they might be on even footing.
Hang on, I don't know whith clutch Torch came from. They might be direct siblings? Probably wrong, but I could be right.
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half brothers. same as Char. Bleu currently has 3 kids still running around that she knows of. Spike, Torch and Char. Spike is Spike, Char is a slacker who got in a fight with Luna in season 1. And Torch decided to lead the dragons for the last thousand years, He also thinks Twilight is a dragoness and wants to meet her.
Magnificent event / episode.
Pinkie is a bad pony
And Fluttershy loves it
Discord has a Claw/Talon for Epiloges
I am surprised they don't use the Mirror pond for heat season:
- To drown the village mares heat.
- Fireponys that become water if they are to damaged fighting the flames
- Guards look outs
- Rarity to make more fablious dresses
- Fluttershy to our until the hyper pony is tired out
- Twilight celebrate Big Macs on mass
- Apple Farm getting free labor
- Rahs females getting snuggel to Rahs copys (Fluffy )
- Rainbowdash to to Rainboom enemys into submission. (Tactical Rainbow Missel )
At least they died as they lived, having fun
Twilight and the others have a Key collection?
Is that why they are always there in key moment of the timeline?
So that is how Rahs get in the heart of others, he got access by chance of having a fitting key.
So that is they the Sparkles are the key to victory, they have all the keys... The losing one get hooved over to the opposition
Can we use the mirror pool to copy Zecora to have a awesome Rap battle?