Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 3
By TDR
Too Many Moon Pies
Epilogue
The scene opens with a flying view of Ponyville in black and white.
As the pan over continues music starts playing.
"The story you have read is true, expect for the parts owned by Hasbro and what was made up for laughs. The names and faces were changed to protect the innocent, but everyone got upset and made me put them back."
"The swarm of Pinkie Pies was dealt with by an angry mob wielding medical suppressor rings, bits of mithril, and invites to a 'fun party' at Fluttershy's. No pony asked Twilight Sparkle why such things worked, they just accepted it. It was safer that way."
"Twilight Sparkle was again awarded the key to the city for her actions. Mayor Mare had long ago simply commissioned a bunch of key shaped gemstones, magical doodads, and book marks. It was cheaper in the long run than the big keys, plus the Sparkles were running out of places to put the keys any way. She still had some of the regular keys however just in case some pony else managed to do something impressive on a Tuesday. She had also managed to get the award ceremony down to five minutes, unless Rahs was getting a key then he some how managed to make it last at least ten despite every pony trying to speed it up."
"Rahs Sparkle recovered, ate a whole bunch of food, then locked himself in his room and slept for the next 22 hours. This was normal for him though so no one batted an eye."
"Spike Sparkle was considerably freaked out, though after an explanation from his sister, he chocked it up to Tuesday in Ponyville and pretended it never happened."
"The Apple family recovered and continued on to finish building their spare barn."
"The barn lasted all of a week before a whale and a pot of petunias fell from the sky and crushed it."
"The whale recovered and was returned to the sea VIA the duck pond."
"The pot of petunia's was eaten as a snack by Applebloom."
"Applejack returned home to her family and refused to speak about the events beyond informing the others that it was dealt with and was just Pinkie being Pinkie. She also spent a large number of bits adding non magical sound proofing to her brothers room, much to Big Mac's embarrassment."
"Rarity whined about the damage to her shop nearly non stop for three days."
"Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo did not appear in this chapter."
"Rainbow Dash returned to her training at the Wonderbolts Academy and deflected any questions asked about her week off."
"Hundreds of Pinkie Pie clones died horribly in town."
"Scores of Pinkie Pie clones died far less horribly at Fluttershy's house."
"Fluttershy's animals were stuck outside for several days, during which point some of them simply returned to the wild."
"Mr. Bobcat vanished for a week."
"Angel Bunny denied any direct involvement."
"Fluttershy emerged from her home and spent the next few days drying everything out, explaining nothing to any one who asked."
"No one was dumb enough to ask."
"The Real Pinkie Pie was eventually found, having gone to visit her family at the rock farm. She was forced to reveal the entrance of the Mirror Pool, which was promptly sealed by Twilight Sparkle. She was also charged with causing a Tuesday event, forming a mob, starting a riot, and being a bad pony. She was put on the Black List for two weeks and told very firmly not to do it again."
"Discord had a grand time."
The music plays again as the scene fades.