Okay we don't need to do this.

Man, that's crazy. I really need to catch up on Doctor Who

...I need to take a shower now.

But in the shower I might ponder over the fragility of life. I'll also totally wonder about when to expect a Shining-Flash fic plus a skirtsdrace duo.

And I'll get very clean.

Ayyy.

There's something happening here.
What it is ain't exactly clear.
...and I'm gonna run as far away from it as humanly possible.

If I ever go into a coma, bring me Flash Sentry.... I have very vivid fantasies about murdering him.

You know, I don't know what I expected.

But it wasn't this.

I'm not sure how to feel or what to take away, but I know for certain that I don't want the answers.

Y’know. There’s porn...and then there’s word porn. I mean, look at those luscious sentences and those thicc paragraphs! Mmmmfff! As moist as shivering sex in the morning!

And just like masterbation, there’s pleasure—and then regret. Looot’s of regret.

...

I’m going to need some brain bleach after this. SO not ready to start the new year with this shit. Anyone need any? I’ve got some spare Tide pods to share.

Amusing as it is, I mostly feel bad for the two of them.
That incredible loss Celestia must feel going from having everything she wants and desires to having it suddenly snatched from her and instead twisted into a source of public humiliation, all because she tried to save her students.
Flash expecting to suffer for doing the right thing and doing it anyway.
No satisfaction for them at the end.

I'm glad I read it, though. Thanks for sharing it.

Might be a bit dense of me, but what did Celestia's last statement mean?

People: we want more east rainbow horse
SSAE: have a flash sentry shitfic
People: y tho

That was indisputably a thing. And really, Flash, learn when to stop talking.

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You gotta stop, hey, what's that fic?
Everyone who reads it feelin' sick.
Stop, children, what's that fic?
'Cause it's goin' kaizo way too quick.

I don't know whether to like or dislike this. I think I'm just going to get some brain bleach instead.

Up until the Wookie mind-meld was revealed, and definitely minus the age difference, Celestia's fantasy is precisely how I wish women treated me. About 70% of that fic was some damn fine femdom.

I still haven’t started on the newest season of Dr. Who...
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Well, to Flash’s credit, Bacon Horse was watching... Unless he’s totally into that?

This...this is disturbing...

Continue.

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