A collection of silly Friendship Games shorts!
Why did Flash Sentry make bread for a cake-baking contest? What is Sunset Shimmer's special talent? Who's got a crush on whom? Who really won the Friendship Games? What did Twilight do after meeting herself? What's "stinky sugar"?
Find out the answers to these questions and more in these stories, which might have running gags but are otherwise unrelated to each other!
Extra tags will be included in chapter titles. Some stories without the [Romance] tag may involve comedic kissing~! One of these stories might actually be good! If Friendship Games lasts longer than 4 hours, consult your doctor.
"...has more of a chance than Project Horizons." -Loganberry
"...this is basically the judgment of Paris." -FanOfMostEverything
"“Stupid” humor is rarely my thing, but somehow PP always manages to thread the needle just right to keep me amused rather than annoyed." -PaulAsaran
Oh christ what the hell are you dropping on us this time?
~Skeeter The Lurker
You're not the only one. There's a reason I only ever let Pinkie say that stupid, stupid phrase.
Also, do the Lie-on-the-Floor-ians consider Pinkie a demonic figure, or just a natural phenomenon?
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Trust me, it'll only get better. :D
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That scares me more than it truly should.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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She is a force of nature and cannot be stopped.
So, is this mostly Sunsarity?
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Nope, just the first story! Insofar as you can even call that shipping. :V
I don't even know what to say.
Except, of course, 'more.'
I support anything that begins with, ends on, or contains Sunset and Rarity gettin' jiggy with it on the gym floor,
Oh God why.
Liked and upvoted again.
Weird, but interesting. Can't wait for more. Keep it up.
I'm picturing Pinkie Pie as just a smiling head atop a quivering fleshy bag covered with teats, dripping with chocolate...
I have to admit, it's disturbingly feasible.
This made me think of the brony fandom. Did this just go meta?
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>tfw found your fetish D:
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Well, it should make you think of the furry fandom, since that's what it's about... c.c
I love this story.
Plus, I noticed the fact that the girls keep bring up the whole she-demon incident during Rainbow Rocks. The fic that I am working on incorporates this little tidbit into my story.
Eh. Sunset actually did seem fine with it in Friendship Games. That face she gave Applejack after the power-crazed lunatic comment was more "Oh, you" than "Seriously?" I thought that was a good way to show she'd moved on. You know, other than her rising on literal wings of fire as she sang about moving beyond her past actions.
Still, any story that involves Sunset channeling the powers of Hell is a pretty fun one. Though I'm surprised that her mother didn't want to visit her at all...
Wow am I overthinking this one. Not sure why, but I just can't get into the right mindset.
Sweet; now next have Adagio show up complaining that they didn't even get her hair color right:
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Seriously, the chick was defined almost entirely by her hips and her hair; how can you possibly mess that up?
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Yeah, and I'm not sure if it was worse in RR or not.
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Somepony might have mommy issues. :V And who cares if she didn't bring it up, I wasn't okay with it.
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Oh god, I wish I'd noticed that. XD
...i uh, huh? WHAT?!?!
And thus Twilight wasn't present to drain Rarity's magic, and everything went better than expected, with only a small rift opening during the ridiculous relay and Sunset somewhat better able to contain her rage.
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haha oops shit forgot to update this morning it hasn't even been a week yet D:
I don't even know what to say. I was following along -- I was -- and then this happened:
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I do like how Flash can't even contemplate his chest without describing it as firm and manly. As for the hovering around him, presumably that was in preparation for the events... inasmuch as they could prepare without knowing what the events were going to be. Or maybe they were just making sure Flash didn't injure himself before the Games began. Someone needed to.
Also, the possible reference to The Loneliest Laundromat pleases me.
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That was intentional, yes. :D My EQG shitfics are not related save for the occasional shoutout
or recycled jokeAnd now I'm getting flashbacks to my experience in shop class. At least, in terms of being incompetent. Hot glue guns are evil.
And then the bread felt unloved, and decided that it had nothing left to live for...
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I so took that the wrong way at first,
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what did I just watch
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"So this one time, in shop class..."
TRIXIE, HOW DARE YOU STEAL OCTAVIA FROM VINYL!
And that was weird.
Bon-Bon, are you with Flash? Really? You can do so better!
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Fhhhhhhuck yeah!
I really ought to watch the movie.
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Why are you reading this if you haven't watched the movie yet? XD
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Because when I do watch the movie, I'll go in thinking of this.
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As well you should.
But it may be a rocky ride, too. :B
Am I the only one who doesn't find the motocross thing all that weird? I went to school out in the sticks and we actually had a school-maintained dirt track behind the gym for kids who wanted to use it (safer & more legal than dirtbiking/fourwheeling through your neighbor's fields in the middle of the night).
... Although come to think of it I also had couple of teachers who might as well have had hip flasks, too,
Yeah, but Leglestia has been an issue since the first movie. The motocross is a fresh atrocity.
That said, I do like Celestia venting here. Good to know that Sunset Shimmer and Sour Sweet aren't the only ones bothered by this insanity. Plus, I just like the idea of Celestia preferring teaching over administration.
The whole "different Twilight" thing seems to be surprisingly difficult for to people to grasp. Maybe Pinkie should print out pamphlets.
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Have you ever seen anyone learning in an Equestria Girls movie? Their educational system is rather poor, so they're none of them terribly bright. :B
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Quite the opposite, in my own experience. Teachers and students do much better when removed from each other's presence.
So Sunset's special talent is she's a bitch.
I can see that.
Unrelated, are there any DT/Sunset shipfics?
Sometimes the friendliest, most harmonious thing you can do is to call the bitch out. Letting the rage fester will only lead to deeper resentment so caustic that it will eventually dissolve the friendship. Thus, Sunset Shimmer represents the Element of Catharsis.
Have I mentioned how much I enjoy deriving deep meaning from these silly little vignettes?
'You killed my brother... I mean computer!'
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Give this man an internet point!
How was she showing her true self? Being mean, protecting her friends, what?
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The joke is her special talent is being really angry.
I didn't forget to update this morning, you forgot to update this morning.
Not enough airplanes. Pegasuses don't count as airplanes.
Flash is close enough for an action hero, though.