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HA hA ha... oh god that was good.

“—What's-it-called ... the 'Vulcan Mind Meld?' Wookies do it all the time on Dr. Who, I think.”

This funny because I know far too many people who would have an aneurysm from reading that statement.

“Where the fuck is it?!” She howled at this point, teeth barred. “ What the fuck did you bastards do with it?!?! ”

I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing.

She blinked so hard that Australia could feel the shockwaves of her sober expression. “What.”

I don’t bust a gut all the time when reading fanfics. But sometimes...

He next whipped out a fidget-spinner, twirled it into a blur, and smiled under wagging eyebrows. “Do you lithten to Fall Out Boy?” His retainer rattled inside his wet mouth. “ Danthe, Danthe ith my jam!”

Would you believe me that it was this line that broke my immersion? Like, the more I think about it on a timeline, sure it works; it bothers me that it bothers me?
God, I feel old...